2003-10-28 9:55 p.m.
HIII! This was the main reason for me starting this journal - QUOTES!!! *lol* All these quotes are from me and my friends, on AIM, at school, etc. And please, laugh! Laugh! LAUGH!! Thankerz!
Oh! And the newest are at the bottom - yes I am trying to get to you scroll and read them all over again! BWAHA! *lol* ok shutting up now..
Checked for spelling errors on 9/23/04. Does not include AIM chats
Erin G.: Did you just say melting’s never fun?
Joel: Ms. Taber wants to borrow Amanda.
Alex: Hey Amy, what’s P - hey where are you going? I’m not going to eat you! What’s PMS?
(survey thing)
Hannah: “What do you view the end of the world being like?: taber marrying onkst.”
(survey thing)
Hannah: “Which video/computer game should be made into a movie?: secret agent barbie”
Orchestra Sub. - “DON’T TOUCH THE STRINGS!!!!!!!!!! FORTIIIIICIIIMOOOO!”
Ms. Foley - They’re comin’ at us like a thunderin’ herd of turtles!
(talking about regionals for speech team)
(survey thing)
Hannah - “Which concert changed your life?: the one where britney spears admitted she was a boy.”
Erin G. - You’re gonna hafta use quotes from Winnie the Pooh. Like Tigger. Tigger’s awesome.
(on AIM)
Hannah: is not opening it till 2maro going 2 make u less scared?
Amy: no idea
Amy: lets wait and see.....tomorrow!
(*ahem*, I had just gotten my report card; such horrid things, those report cards)
(on AIM)
Amy: do YOU understand the importance, the value, the meaning, of BLEE?
Carden: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Carden: its just FASCINATING
(on AIM)
Hannah: i cannot believe tristan got a gf
Hannah: i really can't
Amy: i dont believe it
Amy: i mean, come on, its TRISTAN, ppl, TRISTAN
Hannah: i really cannot picture any girl liking him
Amy: i kno
Amy: its just too gross
Hannah: *shudder*
(on AIM)
Amy: ok, apparently my dad threw out something he wasnt supposed to
Vincent: UR LAPTOP!?!
Amy: im using my laptop!
Erin G.: What’s cute, the grass??
Emily: Fly a cow, be a vegetarian!
(on AIM)
Erin G.: i hate hw
Amy: yeah
Amy: homework hates us too
(survey thingy)
Emily: “8. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? usually its there existence.”
Hannah: I wore pants today!
Amy: ...As opposed to not wearing pants yesterday?
Mr. Onkst: Boys, keep your hands and things to yourself!
Hannah: Mr. Onkst! Your marker smells horrible!
Mr. O: I needed a pick me up.
(talking about Mr. O’s permanent marker)
Mrs. Powers: Soap makes water wetter!
Amy: I keep thinking Mrs. Powers said something yesterday, or today, or the day before, or last week, or the week before!
Hannah: Or last year! Or the year before!
(on AIM)
Amy: if they dont put it up tomorrow, i will most likely explode
Erin G.: that ll be funny at least
Amy: lol
Amy: hey look! its a piece of amy!
Amy: "ewww"
Amy: lol
Erin G.: lol
Amy: even the janitor won't touch it!
Amy: lol
Erin G.: lol
(talking about the list of who made speech team that year *8th grade* and how we were nervous about making it)
Erin G.: Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while
Erin G.: Judging on how much work I'm doing, it apparently seems my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
Erin G.: Are you smart? Then call me and I'll let you do my homework.
Erin G.: A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later!
Lacy: Alex, Hannah [Soard] said you’ll always be a sixth grader in her heart - wait! No! Not heart!
Mr. Onkst: I will have Mr. Chi run you so far and so hard, you will throw up your toenails!
(on AIM)
Chungyen: im listening to britney spears...
Chungyen: lol...it's supposed to be a pervert3ed song so i got it
(on AIM)
Amy: DONE!!
Amy: wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!
Hannah: cool!!!!
Amy: lol
Amy: so proud of myself!
Amy: *does a funky dance*
Hannah: yes u should b!!!!
Hannah: lol
Amy: not really lol
Hannah: lol
Amy: i mean, i didnt really do a funky fance
Amy: dance**
Amy: well i didnt do a fance either
Amy: lol
Hannah: yeah i got that
Hannah: amy calm down
(talking about tribonds for social studies)
Will: It was prairie-like but marshy.
Class: Huh??
Will: Picture Kansas with a lot of ponds.
Class: Ooh!
Hannah: Love it, love it, love it! Love it, love it, love it! Love it, love it, lo -
Mrs. Powers: HANNAH!
Amanda: Well ship me to China and label me impressed!
Chungyen: I saw a message in my Alpha-Bits and it said “OOOOO.” Then I realized they were Cheerios.
Henry Clay Lady: This year we have a student who’s part of a rock group - the Buttered Scones!
Class: The Buttered Scones!!
Amy: A penny for your thoughts?
Amanda: NOO!
Hannah: Amy! Look! On the KYA Entry Form, it says “Name of Parent, Guardian or Spouse!” Do they expect us to be married?!
Amy: Well, it IS Kentucky!
Mrs. Powers: Okay, this was a big mass extinction, not just a mass extinction.
Chungyen: Because Cartoon Network is ghetto and has no money.
Tristan: *laughs*
Amy: Not ghetto! Bootleg!
Chungyen: But its ghetto..
Amy: Not ghetto, bootleg! Amanda, he won’t say bootleg!
Amanda: Chungyen, say bootleg.
Chungyen: What?
Amanda: Say bootleg!
Chungyen: Bootleg...
Amy: Now say Cartoon Network is bootleg!
Chungyen: Cartoon Network is bootleg...
Amy and Amanda: Yay!
-5 minutes later-
Chungyen: Bootleg, bootleg, bootleg.
Amy: *while walking, runs into poster on wall and jumps away, very startled*
Mr. Onkst: Watch out for the poster.
Amy: We’re gonna kick some Spartan... erm.. ass..
Zach Sternberger: Oh, Amy actually cussed!!
Jon: It had a long neck with a head at the top.
Amy: Geltoob should mean the opposite of Bootleg. So we live in the Geltoob.
Amanda: Well, we live in the Geltoob, but go to school in the Bootleg.
(on AIM)
Amy: dont know dont really care lol..
Lucy: yes you do
Lucy: you know you do
Lucy: lol
Amy: lol
Lucy: let the inner aimee out
Lucy: lol
Amy: the inner aimee is saying "oh shut up!"
Lucy: the inner aimee doesn't have lips
Lucy: so :P
Amy: lol
(on AIM)
Alexa: well..theres nothing much in LA I can tell you that
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Alexa: just a bunch of potheads
(on AIM)
Amy: ill go to LA and hang out next to the viper room everyday
Alexa lol
Amy: lol
Alexa: omg..the viper room is on a corner street...very very dirty...small place
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: i'll build me a shack
Amy: the stalker shack lol
Alexa: lol
Alexa: there really isn't anywhere to camp out
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: i'll find somewhere
Alexa: okie dokie
Amy: i'm smart *laughs like goofy* lol
Alexa: lol
Alexa: gosh im bored
Alexa: lol
Amy: if i called something "the stalker shack", do ya think johnny would stop by?? lol
Alexa: lol yeah
Amy: lol
Amy: w0o0o
Alexa: I bet he would stop by and hang out..I don't know why..but that seems like something he would do
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: yeah
Amy: "soo.. how can i stalk someone?"
Amy: lol
Alexa: you know..doing something out of the ordinary...stopping by to talk with his stalker
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: he'd come and see my johnny shrine in the corner of my shack
Amy: lol
Amy: "hey you stalkin me?"
Alexa: LOL!
Amy: id be all "*drooool*"
Amy: lol
Amy: "*sob sob cry cry*"
Amy: "*five minutes later* yeah i'm stalking you.. and i see it worked*
Amy: lol
(on AIM)
Vincent: i g2g and aol is kicking me
Amy: its kicking you?
Amy: well kick it back!
Leigh: Who else stays for speech today?
Amy: Vincent
Leigh: *looks at Vincent* Eegh.
Alex: Don't tell my wife!
Amy's Sister: Oh come on! Its just mold! It grows between your toes and stuff anyway!
Amy: I'm molding! I'm molding!
Miss Taber: If you want to print something out now, don't, because there’s a flock of people already at the printer. (something like that)
Amy: *in weird voice* They're all DOGS!
Will: Pretty please?
Amy: With sugar on top!
Will: And mushrooms in the middle!
Amy: Gravy!
Tristan: Its like leather!
Alex: No, its actually kinda silky.
Amy: Pleather!
Will: *laughs* Pleather? Gravy.
Amy: Gravy.
Amy's Sister: What he needs is a loving... whats the word? Family?
Amy: HEATHER! You don't use that word in this house!
Amy and her Sister: Family - *scream*
-5 minutes later-
Amy's Sister: I mean really. Family. *scream*
Miss Geerdes: Oh here's one! "A is for Amy who fell down the stairs."
Class: *laughs*
Amy: *is paranoid and thinks they're laughing at her*
(on AIM)
Alexa: how do you make the little banned thingy next your name?
Amy: banned?
Alexa: banner*
AlexaK: lol
Amy: oooh
Alexa: bumpersticker
Alexa: whatever
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol what do you mean?
Amy: *so out of it lol*
Alexa: when I try and do stuff like that the picture goes underneath my first picture instead of next to it
Amy: oooh!
Alexa: yeah
Alexa: lol
Amy: ok lets see...
Alexa: ok
Alexa: lol
Amy: im gonna make something up for this lol
Alexa: ok
Alexa: lol
Amy: "Bob Said Hi. I said Hi Bob." so if i wanted those on seperate lines in my sig, i would press "enter" right after "Bob Said Hi." but i dont want them on seperate lines! so i dont press "enter"! lol did that make any sense?
Amy: Bob Said Hi!
Amy: lol
(on AIM)
Alexa: my friend said shes going to come over and suprise me on halloween...but I have a feelings she wont
Amy: lol
Amy: i'd come! but its a BIT far away lol
Alexa: lol
Alexa: you go up to your mom..Mom..I need to go visit Alexa in california, now give me some money so I can go fly out there right now
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: she'd be all "Whos Alexa?"
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol id truthfully say "Oh some lunatic I met online who wants to kill me"
Amy: ;-)
Amy: lol
Alexa: lol
Alexa: yes...thats who I am..a lunatic! well..I am weird
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Alexa: im a dork..thats all I know
(on MSN Messenger)
Amy: i told vincent not to ask me to tell you anything
Amy: vincent said check your email
Amy: lol
Amy: oops!
Miss Geerdes: Okay, now for boner - I mean, bonus points --
Will and Alex: *start cracking up*
Miss Geerdes: *oblivious to what she had said* I don't see whats so funny, I mean, some people need this extra credit.
Amy: i'm sneezing!
Amy: i sniffed that crack up wrong
Amy: lol
Lucy: O_O
Lucy: LOL
Lucy: haha a kid in my class thought ecstacy was a powder
Lucy: lol
Lucy: i got new pimped out phat farm shoes!
Lucy: lol
Amy: AWESOME!
Lucy: but they're not the same ones johnny has
Lucy: i like mine better
Miss Taber: *sees Will and Vincent* Were you two kissing?!!
Mr. Onkst: Guys, put the pies away!
Alex: Oh Amanda, my picture is a million years long!
Amy: Hannah, you better stop talking to those backpacks. People might think you're crazy.
(Drew was sitting in the emergency exit with all the backpacks that people had thrown in there and on him, and we didn't want the bus driver to find out!)
Ms. Boytek: Well, I like pretty food.
Ms. Blackburn: Everybody put your name on the sheet.
Erin G.: Which one?
Ms. Blackburn: Preferably your first and last.
Amy: One time we took the sled and sled down the stairs. It was really bad because we forgot there was a wall at the end of the stairs.
Ms. Blackburn: Don't say anything until I'm done, and then don't say anything.
Luke: Satan..
Miss Geerdes: Oh great. You're cute, you're funny, maybe we should adopt you and pet you every once in a while.
Hannah: Erin's eating the eyes!
Amy: Only one..
Erin: *opens mouth and shows around 10 eyes*
Hannah: Erin has to go spit her eyes out now.
Amy we found out that our dog likes Kibbles and Bits.
Hannah: Kibbles and Bits! Kibbles and Bits!
Amy: But he doesnt dance!
Amanda: I'm so happy I got a notebook. Its what I've always wanted.
Tristan: How do you remove wax from a car??
Hannah: A chisel.
Amanda: The alcohol she probably got from the grocery store, and she probably inserted it with a syringe.
Hannah: Oh... well I want a syringe!
Mr. Onkst: Should we move on?
Amanda: Move on.
Vincent: Move on.
Jon: Move on.
Hannah: Go away.
Amanda: Hannah!
Mr. Onkst: So this is the answer, negative twelve fifths, right?
Hannah: No, its negative twelve fifths!
*Class had just gotten flyers for the Kiddie Kapers Company*
Hannah: They should change the C in Company to a K!
Erin G.: Yeah!
Vincent: Then it would be the KKK!
Amy: *laughs* Cat Fancy has posters of cats!
Heather: It does?
Amy: Yeah! Its so funny! I mean its not like cats are gonna be going, "Oh look! A poster of Shakira L'Cat!"
*Amy goes hysterical for the next five minutes or so*
Winslow on Catdog: Fuggetaboudet!
Heather: Fuggetaboudet! Oh my god! Winslow said Fuggetaboudet!!
Amy: Fuggetaboudet!!
*Heather is clicking on something that says "Touch Me" and it won't do anything*
Heather: I wanna go there!!! *click click*
Amy: Heather - its not a link!!!
Heather: Oh..
(on AIM)
Lucy: i have a spiffy golfing picture
Amy: w0o
Amy: spoffy!
Amy: spoffy?!!
Amy: lol
Lucy: spiffy spoffy...
Lucy: i say to-may-to you say - toe-mah-toe