2003-10-29 9:01 p.m.
I've decided that this page is for quotes I've gotten from my friends in bulk! So enjoy more of our stupidity!
Checked for spelling errors on 9/23/04. Does not include AIM chats.
Thank you Chungyen for the following quotes!
Amy: I'm trying to break my habit of saying sorry all the time......sry...
Amy: My gum is liiiiime greeeeeen.
Vincent: Surfong USA. Surfong?!?!?!?!?
Carden: Would you like fries with that?"
Tristan: I dumped my girlfriend - she cheated - THAT BITCH!
Amy: Of course she cheated; its tristan!
Amy: Los Pingüinos están agitados. The Penguins are restless.
Amy: Tengo gusto de pingüinos en mi pizza! I like penguins on my pizza!
Chungyen: Hey have u noticed that OCD could stand for obsessive compulsive disorder and the organized crime division?
Amy: Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring! I am too small to carry this thing! I can not, will not hold the One.You have a slim chance; I have none.I will not take it on a boat,I will not go across a moat. I cannot take it under Moria,that's one thing I can't do for ya. I would not bring it into Mordor,I would not make it to the border." -The Lord of the Rings, as written by Dr. Suess O.o
Amy: blaa blee blii bloo bluu sometimes blyy
Erin G.: Have you ever felt like a baked potato?
Chungyen: Right now I feel like a pomato!
Amy: Remember kiddies, if you rearrange the letters in "santa", you get "Satan"!
Chungyen: yaaay! Satan!
Chungyen: "Devil" backwards is "Lived"! The devil...lived!
The following five are from Hannah!
Will: Trick un treat, smell un feet! Have un carrot! Have deux carrot! Have un bomb!
Tristan: Hey! Its the french teacher and some dude!
Ms. Geerdes: Excuse me Tristan?
Tristan: Oh, its Ms. Blackburn and some dude!
Will: Squash the pope!
Ms. Blackburn: You can squash the pope after class.
Ms. Blackburn: You guys are just too old to be playing with each other!
Ms. Blackburn: "Yeah" translates to "oua" (pronounced way).
Class: Waaaaaaaaay.
The following two from Amanda!
Ms. Moffat: Its like high-speed cow tipping.
Mr. Onkst: *While scribbling numbers on the board* Why do we complicate our lives this way?