2003-10-30 5:14 p.m.
today was VERY quote-ish! i got like a BAZILLION quotes!!!! fo rizzle.. so laugh! enjoy! be scared! bwaha!!
Checked for spelling errors on 9/23/04. Does not include AIM chats.
Before Science Class
Erin G.: I've read the book twice already.
Amy: I read it once and then stopped.
Hannah: I am like the only one who ever does homework at home. I mean - Hi Miss Geerdes! How are you?!
Science Class
Hannah: None of your business!
Amy: None of your biznazz!
Hannah: Nunya! Oh my god, I hate it when people say nunya!!
Brian: Nunion?
Amy: I wrote down a quote!
Chungyen: Can I see?!
Amy: None of your biznazz!
Chungyen: That's creepy.
Hannah: Toilet!
Tristan: No its called a potty!
Amy: My sister calls it a flushbucket!
Lauren: Traffic light!
Hannah (or it might have been Erin G., someone correct me if I'm wrong!): You used a traffic light??
Amanda: Watch!
Hannah: You say boring ones!
-5 minutes later-
Hannah: Washing machine!
Amanda: You say boring ones!
Mrs. Powers: Did anyone use a hair dryer?
Amanda: I did!
Hannah: I used it to dry my clothes!
Lauren: Alarm clock!
Amy: I don't use alarm clocks. I wake up when I wanna, or when my parents wake me up. Then I cry.
Mrs. Powers: When I say "Guys, guys, guys!" I mean, "Shhh!"
Chungyen: Not girls...
Mrs. Powers: What are some of the sources?
Someone: Outlet!
Chungyen: KU...
Someone: Battery!
Brian: Assault and battery!
Mrs. Powers: What about toilet? You don't plug that in.
Hannah: Thank GOD.
Chungyen: Raise your hand..
Amy: *sings* Raise your hand if you're sure!
Hannah: I LOVE that commercial!
Mrs. Powers: In your LEARNING LOGS!
Class: AHHH! NOOOO!
Mrs. Powers: *in a babyish voice* I have no clue, Mrs. Powers!
Tristan: We're all pumpkins!!!
Spanish Class
Amanda: That chair doesn't like me!
Amy: I know the feeling.
Amanda: No seriously, it like bit me!
Brian: I only have this to say - AHHH!
Ms. Moffat: Coke?
Amanda: Did you just say snow cones?
Ms. Moffat: I guess you wanna join Tissy! We're gonna have like the Tissy award!
(Tissy had gotten like 12 marks in one class period the day before)
Emily: Can we honor the loss of our childhood and bring in like games and stuff?
Alex: Well my grandpa likes chewing tobacco, could I bring some of that in??
Amy: I'm related to Lizzie Borden.
Amanda: Who?
Amy: She chopped up her parents. I could bring an ax!
Amanda: *laughs* Yes!
Ms. Moffat: I have a special project for those who aren't working!
Amy: Quick! Work on the project in case we don't like it!
Amanda: More! MORE! *Amy keeps piling books in Amanda's arms*
-5 minutes later-
Amanda and Amy: *singing* Tell me more tell me more tell me more like does he have a car?!
Ms. Moffat: Watching 'Grease' are we?
Amanda and Amy: *putting on hand sanitizer because they touched Daniel Hamilton's project* Aaahhhh... ooh it smells good! *bursts out laughing*
Amy: Did he just say 'This is a coin dealership and I have sandals on'??
Math Class
Mr. Onkst: 15 over 24 reduces down to what?
Erin G.: Good question!
Skits
Hannah: Tell Kaitlin she's not a slut!
Erin G.: You're a slut.
Will: No you can't be a slut because you're still a virgin!
Amy: Yeah, so you're just slut-looking!
Vincent: Will! Go get dressed!
Kaitlin: I am not a slut. I am not a slut.
Ms. Moffat: *sees Amy and Vincent carrying the park bench down the hallway* How come every time I see you you're carrying heavy stuff??
Amy: I dunno..
Ms. Moffat: Next time I move, I'm calling you!
Amy: In the hizouse!
Will: *laughs* Hizouse!
Amy: Our skizzle!
Will: Our skizzle is the tizzle!
Amy: Whats tizzle?
Will: Tight.. umm. ok! Our skizzle is tizight!