Quote-age #2! *updated 11/6 at 10:15pm*
2003-11-03 5:05 p.m.

Mrs. Dennison: Work with the cellos and basses at 24. It sucketh.
Chungyen: It sucketh???
(sorry Vincent, I heard Chungyen first!)

Amy: I put 'Interested' for mixing drinks at a party or bar!!!
Chungyen: I put it for sharpening knives! Oh darn, I shoulda put 'Done it already'!!!

Ms. Boytek: Who can tell me what brainstorming is? Sounds like it hurts.

Vincent: Bah! You killed my father! Now I shall highlight you!

Hannah: *to Alex* Please don't.
Amanda: What'd he say?
Hannah: 'F*ck You.'

Kaitlin: And humans, we think, will be forced to leave Earth and move to other planets.
Tristan: I'm going to Pluto!
Will: A giant yard sale!
Tristan: I'm goin' off to Jupiter where everyone gets stupider!

Vincent: And Pangaea Ultima, as its so-called called -
Amanda: So-called called?

Hannah: If it can't be fixed with duct tape, than it isn't worth keeping! That's what Amanda says!
Amy: Well Amanda, does that mean that if you can't fix your arm with duct tape, you should just cut it off?!! *Amanda nods*

Hannah: So can you invite a million people or just half a million?

Sameera: Hello everybody. I think you know who I am.

Amy: Chungyen - don't make me quote you!

Chungyen: You merciful goddess!
Amy: Excuse me?!!
Hannah: What did he say?
Amy: He called me a merciful goddess.
-A While Later-
Amy: You know Chungyen, not every girl wants to be called a goddess.
Chungyen: Okay. I'll just call you Aimerz! NOW can I see the quotes?!!
Amy: No! You called me a goddess!

Agi: Number two, don't call me a donkey. If you want to call me a donkey, you're gonna hafta get me to smoke cigarettes or drink beer because thats what they did in Pinocchio.

Chungyen: Not all boys like being poked in the arm.
Amy: Yeah, well, I don't care about boys!

Amy: It hurts when I sit down and get up. I got pushed down the stairs this morning.
Chungyen: By who?
Amy: I don't know.

(on AIM)
Amy: my bottom half in the back hurts
Vincent: ?
Vincent: o
Amy: someone pushed me down the stairs this morning
Vincent: my back hurts all together
Amy: i slid down half the stairs
Vincent: "amy... who fell donw the stairs..."
Amy: LMAO
Vincent: according to prophecy!
Amy: LOL!! OMG!!!
Vincent: lol
Amy: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!
Amy: OMG!!!!
Vincent: lmao
Vincent: but ur still alive
Amy: lol
Amy: thats good
(prophecy being "The Gashlycrumb Tinies: Or, After the Outing" by Edward Gorey. "A is for Amy who fell down the stairs" *snigger snigger*)

(on AIM)
Amy: "Like I said, if ya wanna be interviewed, just holla ovah he-ah!"
Amy: lmao
Amy: im so stupid lol
Lucy: holla for a dolla
Amy: lol
Lucy: (inside joke)
Lucy: holla-ween
Lucy: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: lmao
Amy: its holla-ween!
Amy: yo yo yo!
Lucy: holla back atcha gurl
Amy: lol
Lucy: on holla-ween
Amy: lol
Lucy: or else
Lucy: you're a reall big weenie head
Lucy: lol
Amy: trick-or-ima-beat -ya-ass-up -if-ya-don't-give-me-mah-candy!
Amy: lol

(on AIM)
Lucy: OMG
Lucy: i thought Chungyen was a girl this whole time
Lucy: LOLOLOL
Amy: LMAO
Lucy: he just seemed, girly...i guess?
Lucy: lol
Amy: LMAO
Amy: OMG
Amy: THATS HILARIOUS

(on AIM)
Amy: weird phone call
Lucy: ??
Amy: it was this recording of a guy saying "vote democrat"
Amy: lol
Lucy: lol
Lucy: i got one of those
Lucy: lol
Lucy: but it was all crackly and stuf and it sounded like "take a crap"

Mrs. Damron: Guess what next week is? The book fair!
Erin G.: Oh I'm going to explode from joy.
Amy: Get the janitor!
Will: What?!

Mrs. Dennison: Punch! *Cellos come in with a punch* No, no YOU guys don't punch!

Amy: See Chungyen?? My stuff can fall over on its own. *fixes stuff*
Chungyen: Well I think it needs a little push!
Amy: Stop it Chungyen! Don't make me stab you!

Amy: The only thing in my portfolio that had enough detail was my letter to the reviewer. It had too much detail about how I never add enough detail.

Mrs. Powers: Which burns faster, wool or wood?!
Amy: Burn stuff!
Chungyen: I don't like wool.
Alex: Do Swedish people burn faster than German people?!
Hannah: We could burn Vincent!
Vincent: I don't like that idea.
Chungyen: He's a witch! Burn her!

Chungyen: Amy! Amy!
*Amy and Amanda talking about something else*
Hannah: Amy, Chungyen wants you.
Chungyen: Amy!
Hannah: Amy, Chungyen wants you! Chungyen wants you! Chungyen wants you!
*Amy and Chungyen hit Hannah*

Ms. Moffat: And why are you late?
Josh: Because Jon's locker hit me in the head.

Agi: *Pouring Amanda a Piña Colada* Sorry. You won't go hyper because there's no rum in here.
Amanda: There's not?!! But why is the rum gone?!!

Alex: Qué es shakin' bacon.
(He was answered Ms. Moffat's question of how many ways you can say "How are you" in spanish)

Mr. Onkst: The turtle lab? Oh it was a little slow.
*Takes class a few seconds to understand it, and then we burst out laughing*

Alex: So how was Lindsay? Was she as good as Carrie.
Mr. Onkst: No, no.
Alex: I hear she was nice.
Mr. Onkst: Oh she was very nice. But she wasn't as good as Carrie.
(When OUR class went to Key Largo, he thought that Carrie was hot LMAO. It was really funny..)

Amy: *Talking about our Key Largo pictures* We look really weird. Our hair is like.. smaller.
Hannah: Smaller??
Amy: Yeah! I mean, compared to this year where everyone has more hair.
Hannah: Amy you can stop now!

Alex: Be quiet! Math class is not a place to do math - I mean, talk!

Alex: In sports news, O.J raped another woman.
Brian: His wife was outraged!
Erin G.: He said that in weather, Oprah Winfreys are falling from the sky!

Alex: What is a "uni-sicle"??
Hannah: A one-wheeled popsicle!

Chungyen: Whoa. It smells like... whoa.

Amy: You're gonna waste Eeyore's batteries!
(Everyone at speech was asking the Ask-Me-Eeyore waaaay too many questions)

Hannah: Amy you have to come see it! I'll put something better up tomorrow.
Amy: Fine. *They walk out to Hannah's locker*
Hannah: Hehe, we look possessed!
Amy: I hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna look at it through my eyelids.
Hannah: No! *Opens locker*
Amy: *Freaks out over creepy picture from like 6th grade that makes them both look possessed* Aaaaahhhhh!

Chungyen: New klutziest moment! I turned around and walking into Erin Grupe!

Mrs. Dennison: That was.. whoo.. bad.

Hannah: I can't wait until the tournement on Saturday!
Amy: Yeah, we're gonna be insane! We get more and more hyper every every day!

Amy: Oh my god! Amanda! Its been so long!
Amanda: Who are you?
Amy: See?! Its been so long!
Hannah: Amy!
Amy: Hannah! Its been so long! *Hannah and Amy hug each other and start cracking up*

Amy: Ha ha! Mini post its! Yeegha! *Mrs. Powers gives Amy a weird look*

EVENT: Flinging napkin-size Book Fair brochures at each other during Library time and trying hard not to crack up. Also threw some at Vincent but he was like totally oblivious.

Mr. Onkst: THAT's where you messed up? Oh, Chungyen said that.
Amanda: Well thats nice!
Hannah: Mr. Onkst,, you've got all this other writing on the board!
Mr. Onkst: I know, I'm trying to get some hieroglyphic activity goin' on here.

Miss Taber: Say the Republicans outnumbered the Democrats in Congress.
Chungyen: NOOO!

(on AIM)
Amy: chungyens middle name is alice now because he didnt have one before
Amy: lol
Amanda: lol
Amanda: chungyen alice chang
Amy: lol
Amy: its a girl name because lucy thought he was a girl lol
Amanda: it fits
Amy: yes it does hehe
Amy: maybe we should call him alice hehe
Amanda: yes we should

(on AIM)
Amy: we are going to start calling you alice lol
Chungyen (who is now Alice): the paper flingin was hilarious
Alice: NNOOOO
Amy: lmao
Amy: ALICE ALICE ALICE
Alice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amy: lol
Amy: BWAHA!
Alice: lol
Amy: hey alice! lmao
Amy: soo... alice
Amy: lol
Amy: whats up?
Alice: NOOOO
Alice: lol
Amy: laaaaaa
Amy: ALICE! lol
Amy: alice in wonderland
Amy: lol
Alice: NOO

(on AIM)
Hannah: hello
Amy: lol hi
Amy: chungyens middle name is now alice
Amy: we shall all call him alice
Amy: lol
Hannah: ok
Amy: lol
Hannah: he says NOOOOOOOOOO ect ect
Amy: lol
Amy: just ignore him
Hannah: ok
Amy: you know how much he loves his new name
Hannah: oh yes
Amy: hes just hiding his true feelings lol
Hannah: and y r we calling him alice?
Amy: thats his new middle name
Amy: lol
Amy: i updated my site with quotes and an interview section. i "interviewed" him and he said he had no middle name
Amy: lol so i gave him one
Hannah: lol

(on AIM)
Alice: quesiton: what do u think B2K stands for
Alice: o! u missed that quote
Amy: burger to king
Amy: lol
Alice: lol
Alice: my answert was "black 2000"
Alice: hehe
Amy: lmao
Alice: lol
Amy: befriend two kleptomaniacs
Amy: lol i dunno

(on AIM)
Amy: hehe we just gave rusty a bath with this flea shampoo
Alexa: lol
Alexa: i know how that is
Amy: his fur or whatever got all spiky
Amy: he looked like chester!
Amy: lol
Alexa: haha
Amy: it was all "omg! he looks like chester!"
Amy: lol
Alexa: LOL