Quote-age #3! *Updated 11/23 at 10:29am!*
2003-11-07 6:12 p.m.

Hi! I decided that its time for a 3rd page! I'm tired of all the scrolling on the other page too lol. And by the way, please do keep in mind that "Alice" is Chungyen. :D Lmao.

Miss Taber: Look at the scenery! The beautiful, beautiful scenery!
Brian: It burns!

Science Sub: One thing in college is learning how to play the game
Alice: I like games.

Alice: Why don't you write on the back?
Amy: Because I don't like to...
Alice: Neither do I.

Sub: How many of you have had a [tornado] touchdown where you were?
Luke: *Raises hand*
Sub: Oh really? Where?
Luke: Champs.
Sub: Oh really? What did you do?
Amy: Skated??

Weather Video: Nothing is safe from Nature, the Terrorist.
Alice: What?!
*Amy starts cracking up*
Amanda: *in really funny voice* Hello. I am Nature. I am here to hijack a plane.

Alice: Wouldn't it be weird if tornadoes came with freaky orchestra music?!
Amanda: Yeah! *Hums video music*
Alice: Yeah, it like carries a stereo!

Video: Rain! Nature's biggest terror!
Amanda: Except for lightning and tornadoes!
Amy: They say that every time!!!

Amy: Sameera.. are you talking to yourself?
Sameera: Maaaaaybe.. Timmy shut up!

Amy: I will hole punch the right side this time! *Puts paper in hole punch the correct way* Is this right?
Amanda: No.
Amy: What?!! It isn't?!!
Amanda: *Cracks up* I'm kidding!

Miss Taber: You can now pick up your light and airy daily binder!
Amy: It floats!

Alice: *Commenting on movie in video* Help! Help! I'm burning!

Hannah: I'll give you a million bottle caps! Like, 11!

Hannah: Have you seen my new headphones?
Amy: No, I - ooh I like those gimme!

Amy: Hannah?
Hannah: *Playing game on Amy's iPod* Oh I got one! Yes? No!
Amy: *Cracks up*
Hannah: Again, not that funny...
Amy: Did we have any homework?
Hannah: No. See, I knew what you were gonna ask!

Hannah: Amy...
Amy: What?! I'm easily amused! Shut up!
Hannah: All I said was Amy!

Amy's Dad: I have good news.
Amy: You just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico?!
Amy's Dad: No...

Alice: Aimerz, don't you think Vonce looks like a Kristina??

Mrs. Powers: My cabinets are a royal mess.
Brian: Your mess is higher than my mess!
Mrs. Powers: Oh yes. I'm royally messed!

Mrs. Powers: What do you see when you look in the mirror?
Hannah: Bad hair.
Alice: Alice.
Brian: I can't see anything! I'm a vampire!

Hannah: Ew, I hate cottage cheese.
Amy: I don't like cottage cheese or potato salad.
Amanda: You don't like cheese?!
Amy: No, I don't like cottage cheese!
Alice: You don't like cheese?!
Amy: NO!!!!

Mrs. Powers: This sheet has 3 sides to it!

Amy: What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?!
Will: I would create light and dark!
Amy: I would make a Klondike bar machine!!

Miss Taber: Guess who I'm gonna use as an example?! Don't worry, I won't use your names!
Will: No!! Everyone must know me and hate me!
Alice: Will, uhh, he likes mushrooms!

Hannah: Ow! Don't hit me! RAPE!

Alice: You should call him Bri-erz!
Brian: I am the thorn in your side!

Byron: *Arms and face covered in black permanent marker dots* I've got Nemo!
(He said that 'Nemo' sounded like a disease)

Miss Geerdes: In what ways should we read?
Vincent: With.. our.. eyes?
Amanda: Different genres?
Alex: Romance!
Will: Oh my god!

Mrs. Dennison: Tonight is your night to be leaders. To be responsible. To be the best players.
*Everyone starts coughing*

Will: Well I think -
Andy: Nobody cares what you think.
Amy: He thinks?!

Chungyen: Don't make me call you a Goddess!

Amanda: I have pink shit all over my butt!

Amy: Cheaters never prosper!
Alice: Yeah they do!
Amy: *Laughs* I just snorted!
-5 Minutes Later-
Amy: I keep snorting!
Alice: Stop snorting, Amy!

(on AIM)
Lucy: WTF?!
Lucy: who's byron?!
Amy: lol
Amy: hes a REALLY weird kid
Amy: why?
Lucy: hehe
Lucy: the neo thing on your site
Lucy: nemo*
Amy: lol
Amy: neo!
Lucy: wrong movie
Lucy: lol
Amy: lol
Lucy: BYRON IS THE ONE
Amy: LMAO

*A minute after laughing about the janitor that never moves, Hannah and Amanda are assaulted by milk and a book*
Alice: God save the Queen?
Hannah: I still have the brownie!

Will: Holy crap, this [book] has cuss words! Cool!

Hannah: Oh my god Amy! I have an awesome pen!
Amy: Oh my god! Thats awesome!
Hannah: I know thats what I said!

Hannah: *Takes Amanda's spoon* Hey guys, gag me with a spoon!

Hannah: I get to learn all about potatoes!

Hannah: Oh shit!
Amanda: Hannah!
Hannah: We get our math tests back today!
Amanda: Oh shit!
Amy: Oh shiz! *Amanda starts laughing*
Hannah: Oh shitcrap!

*Loud thunderclap, scaring everyone*
Alice: Buahahaha!
Mr. Onkst: Thats the evilest laugh I've ever heard!

Erin G.: What number are you on?
Amy: 21.
Erin G.: 21 isn't a multiple of 3!
Amy and Brian: Yes it is, 3 times 7!
Erin G.: Oh... ok!
Brian: You must have a problem with mutliplication.
Amy: Maybe she just has a problem with 3's.
Jon: Maybe she just has problems.

Hannah: Erin Grupe, where's Amanda?
Amanda: I disappeared!

Erin G.: What now what now?!

Alice: Chungyen! Chungyen!
Amy: Aaaahhhhh!

Hannah: You're arguing Amanda!
Will: She argues with EVERYONE, Mr. Onkst.

Mr. Onkst: Hence, the power of zero!
Erin G.: The power of cheeeeeeeese!

Alice: Andrew, you're a jackass.
Vince: If Andrew's a jackass, then I'm an angel!
Alice: Well if you're an angel, then I'm a goddess!

Amy: *To Hannah* Stop petting me!
-A Tad Later-
Amy: Go pet Amanda!
Hannah: But Amanda's not soft!!

Miss Geerdes: This is a very good book!
Luke: Yeah, very good.
Miss Geerdes: Oh! Luke and I agree on a book!
Alice: Oh my god!

Amy; Frosty the snowman!
*A bunch of papers fall out of Alice's binder*
Amy: I should say Frosty the snowman more often!

Hannah: We thought you were psychic Mrs. Powers!
Mrs. Powers: Well, I am, but gimme a break!

Mrs. Powers: We have homework this weekend!
Amanda: Zut!
Amy: God zut it!

Erin G.: We have an assembly today?!!
Hannah: Yes!
Amy: *In a really.. DIFFERENT.. voice* Yes! We've been raving about it for months!

Mr. Onkst: *Answers phone* Will?
Will: Yes? *Sees phone* Is it the nurse?
Mr. Onkst: I don't know.
Will: She thinks I have appendicitis.

Jackson: Hey Mr. Blackburn!
Ms. Blackburn: What?!

Ms. Brock: You all, don't say the 'F' word!
Some Kid: Whats the 'F' word?
Ms. Brock: Fight. And Fat too.

(Seeing "Matrix Revolutions")
*During this very.. WEIRD.. scene*
Amy: Weird... clothes...
Heather: Yeah, thats why I'm not going into the Matrix.
Amy: I don't care if I'm the one!
Heather: I don't wanna see your one!

(Seeing "Matrix Revolutions")
*Seeing the mulitple Agent Smiths*
Amy: Its like Saddam and his clones!!

Amy: She's so yucky! She smells like tar! She makes me barf barf barf in my brand new car!

Heather: Hey if you're not a girl, not yet a woman, wouldn't that make you a teenager?

*Watching Britney Spears Behind the Music VMA Clip*
Heather: Aww Justin's looking up all ticked! Ha!
Amy: He's like, "I turned her lesbian!"

(At Amanda's Birthday Party)
Amanda: 13. I've never been 13 before.

(At Amanda's Birthday Party)
Hannah: Oh Amy, did you like the third matrix movie?
Amy: Yeah, but not as much as the first two because I just liked the first two better.

(At Amanda's Birthday Party)
Hannah: *While everyone is eating pancakes and stuff* I like waffle irons.

Mrs. Stevenson: I'm allergic to shoes!

Hannah: But little kids don't say 'wee'!
Ms. Geerdes: They might've in the 1920's!
Hannah: Well I've never talked to a kid in the 1920's!
Ms. Geerdes: Neither have I.
Amy: I have!

Andy: *Talking about song in Orchestra* Its slow and boring and repetitive!
Amy: You think everything is slow and boring and repetitive!
Andy: Yup.
Amy: You're boring and repetitive!
Andy: Well I like this song. *Points to "Dueling Jingle Strings")
Amy: *Gasps really loud*

Hannah: UK Researchers got a 6 million dollar grant.
Sean G.: A what?
Hannah: A 6 million dollar grant.
Sean G.: Oh I thought you said a ransom!
(Note from Hannah: Amy!! You wrote a quote from SEAN G!!! Bad girl!!!)
(Note from Amy: It was FUNNY!)

Amy: You WILL shut up!
Brian: I would, wouldn't I?
Amy: I said WILL!
Brian: I will, willn't I?!
*Amy starts cracking up*

Erin G.: I'm lost.
Amy: That's what being a blonde is for.
Erin G.: Meanie!
Amy: Well I'm a blonde too!
Erin G.: Oh yeah...

Alex: I'm gonna bring my sister and sell brownies. Haha, get it?! GIrl scouts?! Brownies?!

Hannah: *Yelling in the complex* Alex, you can't count us down for being grumpy! Or else I would've counted you down for being an asshole!!

Erin G.: They were singing about setting the table and it was depressing!

Mr. Onkst: Don't leave school without your pie orders! Or else I will eat them!!

Amy: *To Brian* Whats the difference between murder and manslaughter?
Brian: Murder is when you mean it.
-A While Later-
Will: *To DARE Dude* Whats the difference between manslaughter -
*Brian and Amy start cracking up*

*Erin G. talking about how people threw a large pumpkin through the window of their car*
Brian: Its the great pumpkin!!

Miss Taber: Whoa, thats kinda.. *Jack Sparrow movement*.. deep.
Tristan: Johnny Depp moment!

Amy: I have the songs I picked and she has the songs she picked and its all good because we have all the songs we picked!
*Hannah gives Amy a weird look*

Amy: Oh my god. For a second I thought that Hannah was Will in high heels.

Amanda: Amy, I'm short.
*Silence*
Amy: Congratulations.

Mrs. Powers: Nobody ever listens to me. Right Brian?
Brian: What?