Interview With A Brian!
2003-11-10 6:01 p.m.

Name: Brian Burdiene,as far as YOU know... [Well, as far as I thought, it was spelled Burdine. Lmao.]
Birthday: may 15,1990,once again,as far as you know... [Lol, everyone I’ve interviewed (besides Lucy!) has had their birthday in May. May Flies! Lmao.]
Relation to Amy: Amy?Who is this amy?YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! [Um. Ok.]
Why I am filling out this dumb interview: oh,I dunno... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough,hack,weeze,sneeze*ahem-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best way to rebuff a pick-up attempt: Run away.Fast.
Favorite underwater animal: Baby seals!So cute!And if you care to disagree,remember,I know where you live! [No you don’t!]
Favorite crayon: Tutti fruiti! *munches on crayon* Aah... [Uh huh.. riiiight...]
Stupidest person ever to have lived: Whoever created the Republicans...I'm still convinced that they're raising an army to kill us all and replace us with robots... [What is it with all the politics?!!!]
Stupidest person currently living: George Dubya Bush! [He spelled it right! Lmao.]
Most intelligent person currently living: That guy who makes War Heads. [Lol you’re weird, Birna. Ha! BIRNA! HAHAHA!]
Favorite sports team: Sports?? Evil!! [And again, how come no one watches sports?!!]
Best Cartoon Character: Anime,being now animated cartoon,Xellos!Regular Cartoon,Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy! [Yes! Grim rocks! Ha ha!]
Worst movie made in the past year: Anything by Disney. [I hate you. HELLO?!! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN?! Now a word from Lucy: wow. he is dumb. hello dude?! you're gonna get jumped tomorrow! BY ME! buahahaha!]
Worst movie ever made: First Disney movie. [Disney is the shiz, dude. Again, I hate you.]
If I could’ve chosen my own name, I would have chosen: It's too long to fit,just stick with Brian. [Or you could just go with Birna. No wait - how about The-Idiot-Disney-Hater-Hate-Me-Because-I-Hate-Disney! Yeah that fits.]
My ideal boyfriend/girlfriend would be named: I'm not missing out on the world because of some name! [I’ll bet that this just means that you don’t plan on dating - EVER. Buahahahah!]
Worst habit: Making random noises in math. [Oh God, don’t get me started.]
Favorite song lyric: And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
Stupidest song lyric you’ve heard to date: I believe in miracles! [I’ll believe in miracles once Birna admits he’s an idiot for hating Disney!!]
Worst line from a movie:Anything that came from the retched minds of Disney. In any sense. [I’ll comment on the NEXT question.]
Best line from a movie: Anything not from Disney. [Actually, I think that anything coming out of Captain Jack Sparrow’s is better than anything non-Disney. Well, ALMOST anything. JD had some other movies I liked a lot too. :D I still hate you Birna!]
Favorite fruit: Strawberries.I also like kiwis,watermelons,rasberries,peaches...Hell,give me all the fruits in the world.Except mangos.I hate mangos.And pears.I can't eat pears anyway. [Ha ha now I know how to KILL YOU! BWAHA!]

Favorite pasta shape: PASTA?! EVIL?! I am extremely picky eater. [Jeez. Even I like pasta. And I’M an extremely picky eater!]
Favorite land animal: PENGUINS OF THE EARTH,UNITE! Though cows are awesome too.They had a protest at a barbecue at my aunts place,and I said that too the ccows,though I said cows of the world,not penguins. [Riiiiiight...]
Best place to visit: Alaska. And stay there.
Worst place to visit: Anything with Disney remotely near the title,unless they're dissing them [Restrain yourself, Amy.]
Klutziest moment to date: There are so many,though the time I got my had stuck in the grocery store freezer comes to mind,it's probably not THE klutziest. [LMAO! HA! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LIKING DISNEY!]
Favorite word: Mello!
Favorite book: Anything from the Harry Potter,Pern,Lord of the Rings,and Sherlock Holmes series. Though Do Penguins Have Knees? is awesome.
Favorite kind of cookie: Oreo.No cheap imitations.
Favorite TV show: hack//SIGN on Saturdays on Cartoon Network.Though preferably unedited...
Favorite Sesame Street Character: Umm...the guy in the trash can...Grouch? [I think you mean Oscar the Grouch. Hehe lol.]
Favorite television character: Xellos!
I must give “shout outz” to: mah homeskillets: Vincent,Ben,Chungyen,Alex,Amy (of course), Hannah,Amanda,Will,and Mr. Onkst. [You suck up.]
Favorite way to kill time/procrastinate: Doing crap like this.
Favorite object in room: I would say bed and computer,but considering I spend more time on said computer than said bed,due to pointless things like this,and worthy things like FanFiction.Net,I say computer! [I was about to recommend a hilarious fanfic, but its a parody of POTC, which is a DISNEY movie. So looks like you’ll just have to miss out on all the fan! HA!]
If I had to guess, I’d say that Amy’s favorite baseball team is: I don't have to! I read earlier interviews! Red Sox! [Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!]
And if I annoyingly had to guess AGAIN, I’d say that Amy’s favorite actor is (if you don't know this, then you are SO NOT my friend! Its so friggin obvious!): The guy who plays Jack Sparrow...I never know any of the actors names,I never research them or look at the credits,and if I do,I forget later anyway! [JOHNNY DEPP. OMG. YOU IDIOT. LMAO You are so stupid!]
And to get revenge on Amy for making me guess those things, I will now tell you that in my eyes, the dumbest thing Amy has ever done was: Saying she doesn't want to be called a goddess.Does she want to be a god?No offense...heheheh...DON'T HURT ME!You're giving me legalization here! [I just wanna be... a FANGIRL!!! Hehe.]