Interview With An Alexa!
2003-11-14 8:00 a.m.

Name: Alexa Marie...something! Don't know how many freaks are reading this...you never can be to cautious *eyes suspiciously* [*Paranoid paranoid!* Hehe don’t worry I am too!]
Birthday: Feb 13, 1989 Yes..the day before Valentine's Day =) [So does this mean that you get DOUBLE the chocolate?!!!]
Relation to Amy: Online Friend....*starts preaching* THANK THE MIGHTY O' LORD FOR JOHNNYDEPPFAN.COM'S MESSAGEBOARD! [*Gets down on her knees and starts praying as well* Thank da LORD!! I made many good friends there :D]
Why I am filling out this dumb interview: Because I requested, too! =) Yes, I have no life and I admit it. Get Over it! =P [Buaha! Someone finally admits that they requested the interview! BUAHA!]

Best way to rebuff a pick-up attempt: Beat's the shit out of me.... [Haha thats such a funny answer - does this mean that they beat the shit out of you?? Hehe sorry just couldn’t resist!]
Favorite underwater animal: Umm...I think its called the Angler Fish..its in Finding Nemo when they go into the Pitch Black dark water and they see the a little light, but find out its actually a fish. That fish is kick ass! [Hehe knowing me I’d just answer “Dory!”]
Favorite crayon: The Color or Brand?? *is blonde at heart* [Hehe I’m blonde in the head! :D]
Stupidest person ever to have lived: Hitler! What the fuck was up his ass??? [LMAO That saying is HILARIOUS too! Oh my god.. *cracking up* And finally! Someone who didn’t put George Dubya!]
Stupidest person currently living: ME!!!!!!!!! Muahaha Or maybe Jessica Simpson! LOL! [Lmao, niiiiice one.]
Most intelligent person currently living: Johnny Depp...very wise man he is! [Buaha *fangirl fangirl!* I love being a fangirl!]
Favorite sports team: I don't know..you tell me! [Buaha *Red Sox Red Sox!*]
Best Cartoon Character: CARTMAN!!!! "You must respect my authority!" [Hehehe...]
Worst movie made in the past year: Scary Movie 3....that movie blew [Aww that was funny! But maybe I thought that because I like most of the movies I see... hehe I hate like NO movie. I’m the critic everyone wants!!!!!! Buaha! Johnny knows who to call!!]
Worst movie ever made: I guess anything made by the direct Ed Wood since he was declared the Worst Director Ever...wouldn't suprise me if he made the worst movie ever [LMAO “Glen or Glenda” - That title made me go “WTF?!”]
If I could’ve chosen my own name, I would have chosen: Crackhoe [LMAO oooookkkkkkk....]
My ideal boyfriend/girlfriend would be named: Umm..Johnny or Leo..hehehe [Hehehe, once again, *fangirl fangirl!!*]
Worst habit: Cracking my knuckles [I don’t get why people crack their knuckles... of course I fidget constantly and people might not understand that so I think I’ll stop questioning peoples habits in about 5 minutes.]
Favorite song lyric: You expect me to choose one? I don't think so! [Hehe I agree!]
Stupidest song lyric you’ve heard to date: "If I could turn back time" Sorry Cher, you can't turn back time...but if you could, ease up on the plastic surgery. Ok? You are scarying the little ones! [Might wanna warn Michael Jackson too.. jeez that nose is scaring EVERYONE!]
Worst line from a movie:Refer to the question Worst Movie Ever Made [Refer to my comments for Worst Movie Ever Made]
Best line from a movie: "Fahgettaboutit!" Short and Simple =) [That was such a sad movie.. *tear* I MUST HAVE IT!]
Favorite fruit: Strawberries [Yummy!]
Favorite land animal:A Lion because they kick major ass in the jungle! [Buaha. The lioness is ever cooler hehe.. she do all the hunting! Got the power!]
Favorite pasta shape: Ugh...Sorry..I don't know my pasta shapes. Does that mean I need to go back to Kindergarten? [Well penne is neato. Hehe like everyone who put a shape put penne i think.. buaha penne is the r0x0rz!]
Best place to visit: Hawaii [Have you ever been there?? If you have, *jealousy jealousy* hehe] Worst place to visit: LA....just potheads and crazies there! [Lmao, niiiiiice.]
Klutziest moment to date: Falling down 2 steps [Buaha well I slid down half the stairs! And then my bottom half hurt for like a week.]
Favorite word: Hobo [Hehe YO HOBO!]
Favorite book: THE FOOT BOOK!!!! Dr. Suess is my hero! [Dr. Suess is the best, mah man!]
Favorite kind of cookie: Chocolate Chip! [Oh jeez now I want a cookie!]
Favorite TV show: Ugh..I'm going to list a few! 21 Jump Street, Will & Grace, South Park, Friends, Alias, Late Night with Conan o' Brien...and lots more [Its not fair that you get 21JS and I don’t! Time to mass mail all the local stations...]
Favorite Sesame Street Character: THE COOKIE MONSTER!!! [Buaha COOKIES! But I still like Elmo hehehehe...]
Favorite television character: Jack McFarland!!!! And you can visit his website at www.JUSTJACK.com!!!! [Wooooo!]
I must give “shout outz” to: My Homies at the Johnnydeppfan.com Messageboard and all my other friends!! [Soul Sistah! Soul Triplet! Hehehe]
Favorite way to kill time/procrastinate: Go online..watch a movie...read stuff...or sleep! That kills time! [I love to sleep!! Sleep is good!]
Favorite object in room: My computer and my door (don't ask..theres lots of pictures on it) [I don’t need to ask! Haha did you really put that Urkel picture up??]
If I had to guess, I’d say that Amy’s favorite baseball team is: Isn't it the Red Sox??? [Yup!!!!!]
And if I annoyingly had to guess AGAIN, I’d say that Amy’s favorite actor is (if you don't know this, then you are SO NOT my friend! Its so friggin obvious!): LINKIN PARK! [Hehe Chester is hot! ]
And to get revenge on Amy for making me guess those things, I will now tell you that in my eyes, the dumbest thing Amy has ever done was: Let me think..haha! I don't know! Can't really recall Amy doing anything dumb.... [Buaha you haven’t known me long enough...]