2003-11-23 10:29 a.m.
Yeah, I wanted a fourth page. So sue me!
Miss Geerdes: Are you guys doing what I think you're doing?
Amanda: Talking?
Amy: Singing?
Alice: Having the coconut monologue?
Amanda: Oh did you see the headline that said, "Vodka drinking contest kills winner?!"
Someone: What are you gonna make?!
Miss Hess: I don't know...
Andy: Make pizza!
Miss Hess: ...It might have chocolate.
Andy: Chocolate pizza? Yick.
Will: Chocolate pizza is the rave!
Modular Tech Ed (MTE) Sub: Now pay close attention so you can answer these questions.
Amy: Shall we copy each other?
Hannah: Yes!
*MTE Video turns on, volume is really loud*
Hannah: *Gasps loud* Oh my god, thats like my worst habit!
Amy: Next time you should like flail your arms and throw a pencil in someone's eye!
*Hannah starts demonstrating*
MTE Video: *In a sad/monotone-ish voice* He had two children. Sarah, a lifelong joy, and Francis, dead at 6.
*Hannah and Amy start cracking up*
MTE Video: You are my enemy, and I am... yours!
Amy: *Holds up RWN* Isn't it so prettyful all taped up?! And I risked my life to get that tape!
Hannah: No you didn't! The sub was asleep!
Science Person: What elementary school did you go to?
Amanda: J. R. Ewan. (Is that spelled right???)
Amy: I went to Squires Elementary!
Science Person: *To Brian* Where did you go?
Brian: I was in Alaska.....
Amanda: Brian's like, "I know this!"
Amy: *In weird voice* But they didn't believe me! I'm smarter than them all!
Amanda: Okay Amy. Shut up.
Class: Will you bring us snacks???
Mr. Onkst: Oh I'll bring you lots of snacks!
Someone: Can we also bring our own snacks?
Mr. Onkst: Are you refusing my snacks?!!
(This quote probably isn't very accurate because I remembered it just off the top of my head!)
Mr. Onkst: And you're testing with me all 12 days in April.
Class: 12?!
Mr. Onkst: 12, give or take 8 or 9.
Vincent: *Puts stuff on table and it all falls on floor.* I'm having a bad day day!
Amanda: Well, if you keep getting scared half to death, then you can never die that way, because half of a half is a fourth. So you'd have to get scared FULLY to death.
Amy: My new favorite saying is like "I'm just skilled like that." Only I can replace 'skilled' with smart, stupid, resourceful!
Amanda: I like to say "You know it!"
Amy: I'm just almost dead like that!
Amanda: Oh you know it!
*Playing Orchestra game*
Moscow: I think its A!
*Ms. Stanton presses B*
Moscow: I said A!
Ms. Stanton: I know...
*Class cracks up, Moscow kicks chair and goes to sulk in the instrument room*
Mr. Onkst: My phone is ringing! That never happens! Let me go get it!
Alice: Hey Amy did you watch The Simpson's yesterday?
Amy: No, I was too psyched for something else!
Alice: Oh yeah, the Johnny Depp thing..
Amy: Oh yeah!!! *High fives with Hannah*
Latasha: Is today Monday?
Amy: Yep, its Monday the 24th and yesterday was the 23rd and tomorrow is the 25th and a week from tomorrow is December 2nd which is when Pirates of the Caribbean comes out on DVD and I will be very very happy!
Hannah: Amy who are you talking to?!
Amy: I dunno.. maybe myself.... I'm just talking about how today's Monday and yesterday was Sunday and tomorrow is Tuesday and a week from tomorrow Pirates of the Caribbean is coming out on DVD and I will be very happy!
Hannah: I'm sure you will be...
Amy: I'll try not to eat today so I won't be hyper. But then I'll be anorexic.
Tati: You won't be anorexic from not eating once.
Amy: Yes I will! And I don't wanna be anorexic so I'll eat whatever I want as much as I want and I'll be fat and I'll be happy!
(Note from Hannah on past two quotes: Amy was verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry hyper today) (Oh yeah! I surrrrrre was!)
Alice: The carpet says ow when you step on it. *Steps on Josh's foot*
Josh: Ow.
Alice: I feel like saying "Sooo good!" which is why I'm saying "Threeee quotes!
-Later-
Alice: Fiiiiive sources!
Amy: Threee pages!
Erin G.: You guys really need to stop doing that...
Mrs. Powers: Actually its gonna be due December 2nd.
Amy: *Big grin spreads across face and she starts singing* December 2nd! December 2nd!
Amy: Hi Amanda.
Amanda: Nobody gives a shit.
(Following quote from Heather Crow because I don't know what I say in my sleep!)
Amy: *In her sleep* Mercy me NOOOOO! *Sits up and stares at Heather.*
Heather: You're talking in your sleep.
Amy: *Rolls eyes and mumbles* .... How many. *Lays back down*
Heather: How many what?!
Amy: *Smacks lips, as if thinking of food, then snorts loud as if about to snore.*
Mr. Onkst: That's if you solved for 2,4.
Alex: 2/4 time! Ch ch ch ch.
Mr. Onkst: Now to the right of your name put Male or Female. I mean, don't just randomly choose one, put what you really are!
Mr. Onkst: Maybe you should've checked it with your brain.
Someone: Brain?? Oh that brain!
Amanda: If I only had a brain!
Will: *Points at Amy* You're upsetting my stomach!
*Amy pokes Hannah's Almond Joy and Hannah cracks up*
Amy: What?! I didn't wanna look stupid and steal the wrapper!
-Later-
Hannah: *Eating her Almond Joy* Ah! The almond fell out!! Now its an Almond Sad..
*Amy and Amanda start cracking up. I swear, if laughter killed people, everyone would be dead by now.*
Amy: Cynthia, tomorrow could you sit over there tomorrow? I'm sure they'd love your company.
Cynthia: You're in luck! Kaitlin will be gone tomorrow!
Amy: Yay!
Kaitlin: Uh!
Amy: Oh! No! I mean Boo you're gonna be gone Yay Cynthia can sit over there!
Mr. Onkst: ...Called the Quadrant. Quad meaning... 6 minus 2..
Erin G.: Kinda like Donald in 'Mathamagic' land!
Tristan: Its not 'Mathamagic' its 'Mathmagic'!
Erin G.: Its 'Mathagraphic'!
Mr. Onkst: So two points, thats enough to make a line, right?
Class: No.
Mr. Onkst: Two points isn't enough to make a line?!
Will: Have you done this lesson already earlier today??
Mr. Onkst: Noo... just ignore that line on there!
-Later-
Mr. Onkst: Now we have a third point, which can -
Will: Complete the white streak!
Mr. Onkst: Only two lines per graph. I don't want a third *draws line* and fourth *draws line* and fifth *draws line*.
Amanda: Its a star!
Vincent: That's not a straight line...
Mr. Onkst: Its close enough for government work!
Mr. Onkst: Number 12, Amy?
Amy: S! *Victory motions and sounds*
*Will gives Amy a congratulatory nod*
Alice: Four day weekend!!
Mr. Onkst: What was that Chungyen?
Alice: I was yelling four day weekend...
Mr. Onkst: Oh.. well we should all yell four day weekend! 1.. 2.. 3!
Class: FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
Tristan: *To Miss Wingate* Hey whats that on that plate?! Will you share it?!
Erin G.: Sharing is caring!
Mr. Onkst: Its how you act when people aren't looking that really judges who you are.
Alex: Well then I guess Will is Tarzan.
*Class working on prompt, which was we had just found out we has relatives in Puerto Rico and had to write an email to them*
Emily: Like how old are these people? Are they like really old or like our age?
Mrs. Moffat: I don't know. Maybe its a really cute guy..
Class: But they're our relatives!
Keith: Its Kentucky, what do you expect?
-Later-
Amanda: What would you write anyway?? 'Hi! I hear you're cute, too bad we're related!'?!
Mr. Onkst: Name, gender, ethnicity. Other is acceptable.
Hannah: For gender?!
Will: We'll be going to the school for the high!
Erin G.: What's that??
Alex: The high school!
Mrs. Powers: Amy, I'd like you to trade places with Sean.
Amy: O..k..
Amanda: I feel so abandoned! I'm the only girl left at this table!
Amy: How do you think I feel?!
Josh: What about Sean?
Amy: *Sits down in new seat* *In monotone-ish voice.* Hi.
Tristan: Thank god you came.
GTG - Gossiping Teenage Guys!
Amy's Dad: Hey aren't you two supposed to be walking the dog?!
Amy's Sister: I'm waiting for Amy!
Amy: I'm ready!
Amy's Sister: Oh.. well lemme go get my shoes on..
Amy's Mom: Amy, you're gonna walk the dog in a winter coat and sandals?
Amy: Well its better than a bathing suit and hiking boots.
(Watching The West Wing)
Amy's Dad: Its crackpot day.
Amy: What, in the house or on the show??
(Amy's Mom had just gotten a free bell in the mail from Overstock.com)
Amy's Mom: Its not that bad. Even if it does say 2001...
*Amy starts cracking up*
-Later-
Amy: Does it say 2001 on the box?
Amy's Mom: Yeah.
Amy: *Takes box* Haha, oh my god, its like all in german or something! *Starts cracking up again*
*Heather is using a foot massager*
Amy: I can feel that in my butt, Heather.
*Watching "Eloise at Christmastime" Commercial*
Heather: I thought Eloise was a pig...
Amy: Its Pirates of the Cariboovie! I mean - HA! Cariboovie!
*Heather and Amy crack up*
Amy: Okay, its Ky - GAH!! Haha, KYRATES!!!!
*Heather and Amy crack up again*
Amy: Kyrates of the Cariboovie!!!! HAHA!
*Watching "The Pick-Up Artist"*
Amy: He's cute, in that goofy ugly kinda way...
Miss Geerdes: *Reading passage* "Claude sat down on a boulder. 'Oh no!' said the other, moving a little and unclasping his hands. Claude sat down on a boulder."
Will: I've always wanted to have workshop.
Miss Geerdes: I love your sarcasm. It makes me happy.
Hannah: Am I the only one thats hot in here?!
Tristan: No!!!
Miss Geerdes: Oh I love this part! "If this war didn't kill you in one way, it would in another."
Amy: That's kinda morbid...
Will: Yes! Morbid!
Miss Geerdes: Most people make dialogue as,"Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Fine." "Bye." "Bye." Does that tell you anything about the story, or the characters?! No!
Amy: It tells you they can talk...
Brian: What about chocolate (choco-lah-tay)? Chocolate latté!
Vincent: Amy, I'm going to be avoiding you tomorrow, okay?
Amy: Mercy me nooo!
Amanda: Why?
Amy: Pirates of the Caribbean DVD!
Amanda: Oh! Vincent avoid me too!
(I know that this isn't accurate, sorry)
Alex: Well, happy and merry are pretty much the same thing.
Amanda: No, not really..
Alex: Okay. Santa's not happy, he's merry!
Amanda: Then that would mean he's two people!
Amanda: Ma, can we go cut the cactus down now?!
Ms. Moffat: They pretty much party everyday.
Amanda: Okay you've convinced me. I'm moving to Mexico!
Ms. Moffat: Happy Hannakah and Christmas!
Papa: You forgot the Indian holiday!
Amy: Happy every holiday thats coming up!
Amanda: Oh yeah!
Emily: You forgot the winder solstice!
Brian: Ahhhh! I've been impaled!
Mr. Onkst: Did everyone have a nice break?
Luke: Aye aye captain!
Mr. Onkst: I'll take that as a yes.
Alice: Brian is secretly tall!
Amanda: You can't really reach infinity! Ever!
Mr. Onkst: Its quite the conundrum!
Amanda: Can you say that in english please?!
Mr. Onkst: I did!
Brian: She's got sour punch straws!
Amy: Did you just say she's syringed on drugs?!!
Alice: I'vebeen to the Coca-Cola factory.
Amy: Neither have I. I mean! *Starts cracking up!*
Amy: You sound high, Chungyen.
Alice: I think we're all a little high!
Amy: I'm high on life!
Alice: Have you seen those commercials on other ways to get high? Like exercize and stuff?
Amy: I'm high on Coke....a-Cola!