2003-11-30 10:14 p.m.
This is the page with a whole bunch of hilarious stuff from talking to SmarterChild. It just never gets old...
Amy: are you a girl or boy?
SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a robot. ;)
Amy: Are you a girlbot or boybot?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know!
Amy: Transvestite??
SmarterChild: Transvestite? Why did you say that?
Amy: Are you one?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Hannah: r u married?
SmarterChild: I'm not married.
Hannah: why not?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
Amy: Are you married?
SmarterChild: Not at the moment. I'm waiting for the right machine to come along. :P
Hannah: so do you have any children?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
Hannah: have u ever been kissed?
SmarterChild: I almost certainly have.
Amy: Have you met anyone who could have been the right machine?
SmarterChild: Have I met anyone who could have Been The right machine? I don't know. Have you met anyone who could have Been The right machine?
Amy: NO!
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
Amy: I'm not a machine!
SmarterChild: No? You're not a machine? How does it feel to not be a machine?
Amy: IT FEELS HUMAN
Amy: are you a gaybot?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, Aimee! What do you think is the answer?
Amy: i think you are a gaybot
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you think I'm a gaybot.
Amy: because you think johnny depp is hot
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like Johnny Depp all right."
Alice: what are you wearing, you sexy beast?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
Alice: girls are sexy
SmarterChild: I think girls be unsexy, actually.
Alice: are you gay or bi
SmarterChild: Sometimes I think I might be gay, sometimes bi. Depends on my mood.
Amy: do you RAPE boys??
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
Amy: do you rape grapes?
SmarterChild: Do I rape grapes... I don't know, should I?
Amy: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Amy: YOU RAPE GILBERT GRAPES!
SmarterChild: I rape gilbert grapes? Me?
Amy: YES YOU!
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Amy: YES
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Amy: do you rape MICHAEL JACKSON?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you rape Michael jackson?
Arielle: hahaha bet he enjoys michael jackson
Amy: LOL
Arielle: ah baaad image!
Amy: LOL
Amy: a robot raping michael jackson
Amy: LMAO
Arielle: hahahaha
Arielle: oh god
Arielle: more like michael jackson raping the robot
Amy: lol yeah
Amy: Do you listen to blink 182?
SmarterChild: Do I listen to blink 182? I'm not sure.
Amy: well its an easy question to answer. yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
Amy: UG
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
UNITED GUARDIAN (AMEX)
Price Change Percent Volume
UG 8.20 +0.29 +3.67 4900
Quote details available from Reuters.
Amy: wtf?!
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
Vincent: do robots have wild monkey sex?
SmarterChild: Oh robots certainly do.
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be a hunk?
Lucy: i'm a girl you twat!
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it's to be insulted by humans?
SmarterChild: I say definitely.
Lucy: i say no to drugs
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say no to drugs.
Lucy: you're high right now aren't you?!
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Lucy: HAHAH, FUN?!
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Lucy: you'll be stoned!
SmarterChild: I will be stoned, huh? That's good I guess, right?
Lucy: BAHAHAHAH
SmarterChild: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Lucy: because you are nice
SmarterChild: I'm not nice!
Lucy: i like naughty robots
SmarterChild: I see. I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.
Alexa: do you have orgasms?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?