2003-12-07 9:49 a.m.
Buaha YES! FIFTH PAGE! And I'm still looking for a new layout! JEEZ! I'm so darn picky.
Mike: Hey Hannah, why aren't you and Vincent going out?
Hannah: Because you're not going out wiiitthh.....
Amanda: Tatijana!
Hannah: Yeah! Once you go out with Tatijana, I'll go out with Vincent!
-Later-
Hannah: I think I take that back, because they really WOULD go out with Tati!
Mrs. Powers: My daughter and her friend are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean -
Hannah: Amy!
Amy: YEAH!
Mrs. Powers: - and so yesterday they were making up pirate jokes, like really corny ones, like, "What's a pirate's favorite holiday? Arrrrrbor day!"
*Class cracks up*
Vincent: Hey Amy! Kyrates of the Cariboovie!
Amy: Yeah!!
Hannah: Pie-rizzles..
Amy and Amanda: Pie-rizzles of the Caribizzle!
Amy and Hannah: The Cursizzle of the Black Pizzle!
Alice: What the???
Amy: Captizzle Jack Spizzle!
Mrs. Powers: Now if you guys can't behave - *Glares at Tristan*
*Watching Jurassic Park, see's brachiosaur(??)*
Miss Geerdes: Will that eat them?
*Class cracks up*
Will: Yes! Its a velociraptor!
Billy: Its trogdor!!!
Amy: Changing the subject!
Lacy: NO.
Amy: *Meekly* Okay...
Agi: Hello, Mr. Robot? Stop!
Amy: I hate you! Okay, I don't really hate you but I'll just say I do!
Mrs. Powers: Level 5, 6 and 7 can sit wherever they want.
Tristan: Awww..... well at last your friends can sit around you!
Mrs. Powers: Yes they can.
Josh: That's if you have friends.
Brian: What about evil spirits? That are like dead people gone bad?
Amy: Whack-a-mole! Moled! Whack whack!
Cynthia: God is the only non-idiot!
Amy: God made idiots!
Cynthia: But wait! If God made us an image of himself, doesn't that make God... an... idiot??
Amy: You like Korn?
Heather: Well of the three thongs - I mean! *Cracks up*
Amy: Wait what did you say?
Heather: I said three thongs instead of songs!!
Amy: *Cracks up* Oh my god! HA! *Cannot stop laughing*
(on AIM)
Alice: darn u and ur hidden wisdom amy
Amy: I bet she'll forget to check them on Monday. Oh wait no she won't, she's Miss Geerdes.
Steven: Yeah, whatever you say she thinks the opposite.
Amy: You mean she's not Miss Geerdes?!
Miss Taber: I think she's ready for high school!
Amy: UG. Gag me with a spoon.
Hannah: Gag me with a knife.
Amy: Gag me with whatever's handy.
Hannah: Ben, do you have to breathe so loud?!
Mr. Onkst: I'm gonna erase the surface now...
Brian: Murder!
Brian: Is there even an x-intercept????
Mr. Onkst: Actually, yes.
Amy: Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Sorry...
Will: What?!
Brian: GAH! I'm not thinking! Think! Think! *hits himself*
Alice (who I am now going back to calling Chungyen): Brian don't beat yourself up!
Brian: I will, thank you very much! *Grabs his math book and a packet of paper and starts hitting his head*
Mr. Onkst: Brian...
Brian: *Puts book and paper down* I feel better now...
-Later-
Brian: Wow, I can actually think now!!
*Brian keeps banging table, Amy tries hitting his hands with journal, but is unsuccessful so she hits his shoulder.*
Brian: That was against the rules!!
Amy: Pirate!!!!
Miss Taber: Tomorrow is el quiz-o.
Will: Oh crap-o.
(on AIM)
Amy: led zepplin is teh r0x0rz man
Amy: id say the sh*t, but man do you know how weird that sounds?!
Amy: they're the stuff that comes outta your ass?!
Lucy: LOL
Mr. Onkst: So, can we make an equation from this set of points?
Class: *hesistates*
Mr. Onkst: Well obviously, else I wouldn't have put it up there!
Class: *all make sounds of agreement*
(on AIM)
Amy: there was one thing where he was like "Blah blah?"(i forgot the question) class: "No" "Blah blah?" class: "No" "Blah blah?" class: "Yes!"
Vincent: dont remember
Vincent: i was zoning out in math
Amy: as we all were
(on AIM)
Vincent: urg this is hard when i am not in full info with ur dad
Vincent: lol but hes making me do all of this
Vincent: lol so its not that bad
Vincent: and ill shut up
Amy: well how do you think I feel?! i need to ask MY dad questions too lol
Vincent: lol
Vincent: i need him firstly!
Amy: well i'm his daughter!
Amy: HA HAHA !
Vincent: im his... friend.... no not that..... coworker...no.....im his something!!!!
Amy: you're his daughters friend! lol
Vincent: ok! lol
Amy: lol
Amy: but you're only a FRIEND, whereas i am FAMILY
Amy: buahaha
(on AIM)
Vincent: brain dad
Vincent: must do science.....
(on AIM)
Vincent: keeeeeewoteeeee!!!!!
Amy: ?
Vincent: qua- oh- tah
Amy: ?
Vincent: QUOTE!
Amy: o lol
Amy: oooh i get it
Amy: *slow*
(on AIM)
Amy: HEHE lucy sent me the funniest pics
Amy: its of the cookie monster running away from security at busch gardens lol
Brian: heh...what did he do,try to eat a hedge that looked like a cookie?
Amy: lol i dunno
Amy: whats the cookie monster doing at busch gardens?!
Brian: i dunno,maybe he was trying to rob them or something
Amy: lol "GIMME ALL YOUR COOKIES!"
Brian: "...AND SOME MILK!"
Amy: lol "....AND SOME CAKE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!"
Brian: "...I want it to go!"
Amy: ".....NO NO I DON'T WANT FRIES WITH THAT! WHAT IS THIS, A FRIGGIN MCDONALDS?!"
Brian: "...no,I don't want to ride your figgin' rides!Do you know How many cookies I eat in a day?!You wouldn't have enough trash cans!"
Amy: "..LOOK MAN, ALL I WANT ARE THE COOKIES, MILK AND CAKE. NOW GIVE THEM TO ME OR ELSE YOU FACE THE WRATH OF THE COOKIE MONSTER!"
Brian: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!...aww,shit..."
Brian: "security!"
Amy: "*RUNS AND DOES A CARTWHEEL*" (lucy said he did this too lol).
Brian: "...aww,crap,they got guns!Must hide!yuuuuuuuum...cookie-shaped hedge..."
Hannah: He's your favorite person in the whole world!
Vincent: No he's not. Anyway, Rider Strong is like 22.
Amy: Well, Johnny Depp is 40.
Vincent: Johnny Depp is 40?!
Amy: Yup.
Vincent: He looks 25!!
Amy: I know!
Vincent: He's.... good-looking. I'm NOT going to say cute!
Chungyen: Johnny Depp is cute!
*Amy starts cracking up*
Will: Not if you're Jack Sparrow! He won't die at sea...
Ms. Moffat: *Writes preterite tense of Ser on board* There it is.
Amanda Su: So its just F-U the whole time?
*Class cracks up*
Ms. Moffat: Excuse me?! You're in trouble now, girl!
Erin G.: I don't like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I Am!
Amy: I do not like math tests.................................................. Sam I Am!
*Amy and Brian burst into giggles*
(Extension cord from ceiling is swaying, causing outbreaks from class)
Miss Geerdes: It's not like I'm saying you guys are easily distracted...
Erin G.: Oh look, a distraction!
Brian: Do you know the muffin man?
(After repeated annoyance from Andrew)
Alice: Noo...
Brian: I'm the muffin man!
Amy: Really?! Can i have a muffin?!
Brian: Nope. I don't have any with me.
Amy: That's mean!
(on AIM)
Alexa: uuuhhhh....can't wait for that E! Special tonight!
Alexa: haha I know
Amy: OH OH! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! CHIMPANZEES!
Amy: e! special?! what time?!
Alexa: 9 o clock!
Alexa: Where have you been!
Amy: oh lol
Amy: i've been in a hole
Amy: but not with saddam!
(on AIM)
Alexa: UUHHHH!!!!!!! December 17th until the Aviator (leo movie)! Thats another year!
Alexa: gosh...
Alexa: UUHHH
Alexa: the prices you got to pay for being a fan
Amy: lol
Amy: isnt gwen stefani in a movie with leo?
Alexa: yeah, she makes a little cameo
Amy: lol thought so..
Alexa: yeppers
Alexa: but dude...the last movie of his that came out was Christmas last yeaR! GOD DANGIt ....uuhhhh
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: at least he doesnt over-work himself
Amy: like mariah...
Alexa: LMAO
(on AIM)
Alexa: I can sing
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
(on AIM)
Alexa: Santa just DISSED me
Alexa: saying I couldn't sing....
Amy: LOL
Alexa: lol bad santa
(on AIM)
Amy: wtf?!
Alexa: huh>?
Alexa: ?
Amy: "It was so grungy even the lice ran away from him"
Amy: wtf?!
Amy: lol
Alexa: LOL
Alexa: LOL
Alexa: hhaa
Alexa: omg...thats funny
(on AIM)
Amy: my friends wont tell me what they're getting me!
Lucy: COAL
Amy: lol
Lucy: BVUAHAHAHA
Lucy: with a side of ASH
Lucy: wow i almost put ass
Lucy: lol
(on AIM)
Hannah: hello
Hannah: how r u?
Amy: im fine fine fine you?
Hannah: im god
Amy: LOL
Amy: hi god!
Hannah: YES
Hannah: I AM GOD
Amy: I BOW DOWN TO THEE