2004-01-03 1:40 a.m.
YESH. Page seven! BUAHA!!!!!
(on AIM)
Chungyen: ya got skillz
Amy: ooh i've always wanted skillz
Amy: lol so much better then skills
Chungyen: lollerz
Amy: skillz.. with a X
Amy: Z***
Amy: LOL
Chungyen: they are very good skillzx
(on AIM)
Amy: BUAHA. i apparently have SKILLZ. or as i accidently spelled it, SKILLZX
Amy: lol
Alexa: LOl
Alexa: interesting word!
Amy: lol i know
Alexa: LOL
Amy: lol
Alexa: where do your words come from?
Alexa: lol
Amy: lol from my left nostril
Alexa: lol
Alexa: oh! I hope you didn't have to dig too far for it
Alexa: lol
Amy: LOL
Alexa: lol . . . .sorry! had to ad that lol
Alexa: add*
Amy: lol
Amy: i was gonna put "hope i dont eat it either!" LOL
Alexa: LOL
Alexa: nice one
Amy: I will suffocate you with my hug of death!
*Watching "What Dreams May Come"*
Amy's Sister's Friend David: Look! More dead pirates! Hey, aren't they in the wrong movie?!
Amy: Heather! You're smart!
Heather: I never knew that!
Amy: Who'da thunk it?!
Heather: I dunno, I never thunk.
Heather: If you don't like it, tough!
Amy: If you don't like it, chaange it!
Heather: Ha ha, sounds like something a plastic surgeon would say!
Amy: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.... CHANGE IT!!!
Tristan: I coerced the dentist into not pulling my tooth!
Miss G: How?
Tristan: By... threatening him with his own drill!!!
*Tristan is playing with the Voodoo Monkey*
Miss G: Tristan, the monkey goes in your locker.
Tristan: But its just sitting there...
Miss G: It goes in your locker.
Tristan: Fine.. *pulls pieces of lead out of monkey's head*
Mrs. P: What can you tell me about this fossil?
Amy: That Sean's arm is in the way.
Mrs. P: Hey! In my world there are flying mice, okay?!
Erin G.: There's something following it!
Mrs. P: Well, just remember that these are both dead, so I don't think that following is the right word.
Mrs. P: If you go down there and pull apart the hair on a polar bear - which I wouldn't recommend that when they're awake.
Will: If you made a coat out of all the fur, would it be translucent or would it be white?
Mrs. P: It would be just like the picture...
Will: But your skin's not black!!
Leigh: I like bacon, and I eat turkey bacon but not beef bacon which gives you mad cow disease!
Tati: Bacon doesn't come from cows...
Leigh: *thinks for a second* Pork!
*Imitating the Amanda Show's Girls Room Skit*
Amy: I like eggs!
Vincent: Jupiter!
Mrs. P: Theories cannot be proven. You can't go back and say, "Oh! Oh look! A squirrel turned into a, a whatever!"
Amanda: Can I copy your W's?
Amy: What?! Oh... I thought you meant... like... yeah...
Amanda: Oh yes Amy. I wanna copy your W's! I like your W's!
Mr. O: Oh wait, this isn't due until Thursday. We have star math testing tomorrow.
Hannah: Yay! Oh wait, I hate star math.
Miss T: You can add stuff related to academics, not social stuff.
Amy: Call Hannah at 6!
Will: Uhhhhhhhhh.....
Amy: Beat Will up!
Will: Run away from Amy!
Hannah: I didn't eat breakfast last night so I'm really tired.
Amy: You forgot to eat breakfast last night?!
Hannah: Wait! I meant to say that I forgot to have breakfast this morning so now I'm really hungry!
-Later-
Miss G: I forgot to have breakfast.
Hannah: So did I!
Amy: She forgot to have breakfast last night!
Amy: I just wrote that the reading log is due on the 72nd of January.
Brian: What's that?
Mrs. P: Ostracized?
Amanda: It means you're an ostrich!
Leigh: That's why I was up all night for like a year.
Tati: Why, where'd you go?
Joel: What's hablabla?
Amanda: Finally! A word as what spanish looks like to me! Hablablablablablabla!
Amy: *going along with social studies music* Do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do -
Will: ...Amy...??
Ms. Stanton: Hi!
Hannah: Hey!
Ms. Stanton: Hi!
Hannah: Hey!
Ms. Stanton: Hi!
Hannah: Hey!
Amy: She'll go to the academy if there are any spots open.
Hannah: What?!
Amy: Umm.. Annie'll go to the academy if there are any spots open...
Hannah: OH! I thought you said SLUTS.
*Amy and Hannah start cracking up*
Amanda: What?! What happened?!
Papa(?): What about a dog?
Amanda: Conocer...
Amy: All dogs are people..
Amanda: On the inside!
Amy: Just like we're all dogs!
*Ms. Moffat laughs*
Ms. Moffat: I guess since its snowing, everyone's so happy.
Amanda: Oh is that why I'm happy?!
Amy: I thought it was because of lunch!
*Amy and Amanda laugh*
Amanda: I'm so slaphappy.
Amy: Well, you did slap me a lot at lunch.
Amanda: Shut up.
Amy: Okay..
Mr. O: What's wrong with this graph?
Erin G.: The slope is wrong.
Mr. O: It is?! It looks nice to me!
Brian: Its pixelated!
Mr. O: Pixelated! Whatever that means.
Heather: Too bad there's not a category where you can just goof off.
Amy: Yeah! Like you think up a skit during the week and perform it!
Heather: But what would it be called?
Amy: It would be called.....
Heather: Schizo!
*They start cracking up*
Heidi: Marriage is when people say they will spend the rest of their life together.
Teacher: Otherwise it isn't real marriage.
Vince: And that folks, is what we call a hollywood publicity event!
Heidi and Vince: *Cough Britney Spears*
EVENT: The mashed potatoes reeked, and so Vince turned them over, and Chungyen smashed the bowl, flinging mashed potatoes all over Vince and Hannah, and on the table behind Hannah. Hannah screamed for like five seconds, making everyone stare at her, and Vince just stared at his tray, shocked. Amy and Amanda were cracking up because it had missed them and Brian. Hannah was freaking out because it had gotten smelly potatoes in her hair.
Hannah: Oh my god! Amy!
Someone Behind Them: Oh my god!
Amy: You might not wanna scream that, Hannah!
Hannah: Oh my god! The Rise to Rebellion quiz isn't until tomorrow!
Amy: Really?! Ha-Cha!!
*Hannah starts cracking up*
*Class looking at deformed frogs*
Mrs. P: Has an extra left leg and its deformed!
Tristan: It looks like a lump of.. frog!
Mrs. P: Now we haven't found any in Kentucky.
Leigh: Yes, we have many problems.
Amy: Hillbilly frogs!
Tati: Oh yes We have frogs with severe accents!
Mrs. P: Here's Wisconsin -
Sean G: No, that's not it!
Hannah: Its there!
Josh: Its under Canada!
Mr. O: Do you expect it to be skinny?
Erin G: No not really.
Mr. O: Yes you do, because 5x -
Erin G: Oh my god, its like anorexic.
Miss G: *on comp* That's seventh grade...
Erin G: I was in seventh grade once!
Miss G: Now in my perfect world, in Miss Geerdes Land -
Erin G: God, that's a scary thought!
Erin G: Everyone, I have an announcement to make. The procrastinator's meeting has been postponed!
*Sameera is putting on Chapstick*
Amanda: Oh my god, everyone look!
*Class gasps.. kinda*
Amanda: Oh! I have some too!
Josh: So do I!
Mrs. P: Look at what else I bought! *Holds up book* "Dirt!"
Erin G: Oh my god! Can I read that for Darwin Points?!
Mrs. P: Dirt!
Erin G: Really?!
Amanda: Erin.. she said dirt.
Mrs P: I have one good book called Uncommon Friends, and its about the friendship between Thomas Edison and Charles Goodyear... or Firestone.. one of those tire people.
*Mrs. P is telling story about how white-out helped create music videos*
Hannah: So we should worship white-out?!
Leigh: Erin Grupe, what if that TV fell?
Erin G: Whaaa?
Leigh: What if that TV fell?
Erin G: Oh my god! It would fall on Brian's head!
Erin G: Its like power walking, except its flying.
Ms. Moffat: Its like when you ask "Will you go out with me."
Amanda Su: I've never understood that phrase. You don't actually go anywhere.
Andy: Will you go outside with me!