2004-01-15 7:43 p.m.
NUMBER EIGHT! w00t!
The quote in bold is Aimerz's PROUDEST moment quote! LOL
Will: *reading from book* Good night my sweet natured elf!
Erin W: Good night to you too, William.
Erin G: What are you reading?
Will: *turns over book to show the cover, saying, "On The Bright Side, I Am Now The Girlfriend of a Sex God"*
*Miss G is Googling her name since all of the band people are gone and stuff*
Miss G: What's this?!
Amy: *sees screen* Is that my quotes site?!
Miss G: I think I'm about to get really mad because I'm having a conversation online!
Amy: *runs over* OH YEAH! That's my quotes site! *cheers*
*Everyone gathers 'round to see her quotes site, Amy cheering and explaning about her quotes and stuff. Miss G then watched Homestarrunner stuff for the the first time.*
Amanda: We can only take advanced geometry?! We haven't even reached geometry!
Someone: What's the difference?
Amanda: Advanced geometry is for people who already know what it is!
Amy: Yeah, we've only tooken - *laughs*
Amanda: Ha. Tooken! Yeah we need basic Language Arts too.
Emily: Moscow, we saw you brother there! You guys are so alike, I mean the hair even!
Aaron: I know. I knew you were gonna see him.
Amanda: Well, we didn't!
Emily: Its so scary! You even walk the same!
Hannah: Okay, my mom said to bring my violin home because its supposed to snow. It does NOT look like snow! It looks so little like snow! I haven't seen anything that looks less like snow!
Mr. O: Can you tell me the answer, Jon?
Jon: 165 chili servings.
Mr. O: What?!
Jon: 165 chili servings.
Mr. O: Oh, I thought you said killer servings.
Mr. O: This next thing comes from things kids like to play with all the time.
Josh: Gameboy.
Chungyen: Slinky?!
Mr. O: ..No. *Draws it*
Erin G: SEESAW! *Screams*
Mr. O: Seesaw!
Mr. O: Now over here is *deep voice* Big Bob.
*Class laughs*
Mr. O: Where would I put Little Larry?
Alex: Seesaws have been banned by most parks! Because they're too dangerous.
Mr. O: You know why?! Because Big Bob jumps off and hurts Little Larry! Trust me, I've been there!
Amanda: Were you Big Bob or Little Larry?
Mr. O: OH. I was Little Larry.
(State of the Union thingy)
George Bush: *reciting letter* I, Ashley Pierson , Age Two - Age Ten -
(On AIM, In reply to Bush's mistake)
Amy: LOL
Ana Maria: age 2???
Amy: OMG
Amy: I AM CRACKING UP
Ana Maria: LOL
Ana Maria: well that was sweet
Ana Maria: but....2?!?!??!?!
Amy: LOL
Ana Maria: haha
Ana Maria: no...10!!!!
Amy: LOL
Amy: i understand maybe 8
Amy: BUT 2?!
Ana Maria: LOL
Amy: HAHA
Ana Maria: yeah
Ana Maria: noooo....i gtg bye!!!!
Ana Maria: LOL I cant stop laughing
Leigh: Isn't there a really french magician?
Chungyen: *Picks up "The Raven"* You have to read this Brian.
Brian: *Picks up "1001 Greatest Love Poems"* Well then you have to read this!
Chungyen: I think you have to read that with someone else. And I'm not reading it with you!
Will: Spasmmmm.... ooh purple paper!
Leigh: No, no, MY paper!
Hannah: Miss Geerdes, your Diet Coke is gone.
Miss G: I know. I put my stash in a different place.
Amy: So that we'll never know where it is?!
*Miss G nods*
*Walking into Social Studies room*
Brian: Into the abyss!
Mr. O: Notice that it made it not only shift down, but also to the right.
Chungyen: WHOA!
Mr. O: Y equals negative X squared plus X and graph!
Chungyen: Syntax?!
Hannah and Amy: Its the cute boy that doesn't reall exist, who we met at the coffee shop we don't have with the song we didn't play! Remember memories that aren't real!
*Will picks up his book to read*
Miss G: Will, put the snogging put away.
Hannah: Actually, thats the sex god one!
Will: Where's Amy?! Where's Amy?!?!
Amy: ...What?
Will: Oh there you are!
Leigh: Where's the other article?!?!
Sameera: ...Up. Your. Butt.
Amy: No! Tati!
Will: Did you just say NAUGHTY?!
*Later*
Miss G: *Telling class to quiet down* Especially that back table, girls!
Will: YEAH.. NAUGHTY! Naaauuughtyy!
Tati: You go in front!
Amy: No!
Tati: Yes!
Amy: No! I have problems with..... I have problems, lets just leave it at that.
*Talking about altering a baby's gender before born*
Amanda: Yeah, but if there are no girls, then there'll be no boys either!
*Amanda is wearing a Canoeing shirt*
Amy: Canoeing?
Amanda: Yep! I can canoe! Can you?! Ahahaha!
Amy and Amanda's Mad Translating Skills:
We thought: A baby in Nebraska was born 318 pounds.
Actually: It was 3 pounds.
Reason: In wherever the newspaper is from, 7,01 = 7.01 for us. I thought it was 701! SO SUE ME!
Amanda: Oh my god, what is all this blue ink all ove me?!
Amy: Uhh.. Amanda..... I think those are your veins..
Bobby: *takes Amanda's translator* I'm gonna play calculator games!
*Amanda takes it away*
Bobby: Oh fine, I won't play calculator games.
Amanda: Nope!
Agi: Are we doing anything special?
Mr. O: Oh, just chatting and playing with graphing calculators!
*Outside during fire drill*
Brian: The light! It burns!!
Amy: VAMPIRE!
Brian: Its okay, because I have sun lotion!
Mr. O: Okay, turn to page 415 in your textbooks.
Amy: Eeeewwww. Math!
Mr. O: Does everyone concur?
Someone: I concur.
Someone Else: I concur.
Chungyen: I conquer!
Brian: Ayyy!
Chungyen: What the?!
Brian: You know that guy from Happy Days? You know, the Fonz? AYYY!
Chungyen: Brian, what have you been smoking?!
*Playing Heads Up 7 Up*
Sameera: Uhh.. Amy!
Luke: Amy!
Alex: Umm.. Amy!
Hannah: Amy!
Vincent: Am - no, just kidding. Well, okay, Amy!
Lauren: Uhh..
Will: *nudges Lauren* Choose Amy!
Lauren: Uh.. Brian.
Will: Amy!
Amy: *Laughing* I chose Sameera...
(Wouldn't it have been funny if it was Lauren?!)
*Talking about mutation in Science*
Tristan: But what happens if you fall into a vat of radioactive stuff?!
Chungyen: You die!
Tristan: You dont grow a third arm?!
Chungyen: Dans ma chambre il y a une professeur.
*Class cracks up*
(Translation: There is a female teacher in my bedroom.)
Miss G: Okay everyone, I'll just tell you. I'm getting married in July.
*Class starts laughing (But not to be mean!! At least not me..)*
*Next three in relation to previous quote*
Tristan: Is he skinny?! SKINNY IS CRAP!
Miss G: He's an english teater.
Vincent: Do you analyze poems together?!
Amy: I mean like yay for Miss Geerdes, but she told the wrong class!!
Will: Can we bring air fresheners?
Mrs. Dennison: Or you could just wear deodorant.
Class: OOOOHHHHH!
*Ms. Stanton writes on board: "Mrs. Dennison: 1, Will: 0"*
*Will changes it to: "Mrs. Dennison: 0, Will: 20000"*
*In Home Ec, looking at Jobs*
Tati: The rapist?!
Amy: ...Therapist...
*Looking at Picasso's "Girl with Food"*
Amy: Deep.. meaningful...
Amanda: I wonder what this means.
Amy: It means I'm hungry now.
Miss G: *Reading from "Tuesdays With Morrie"* "..wiping my.." *she pauses* "..bottom."
-Later-
Miss G: "...its the ultimate sign of dependancy, someone wiping my bottom." It really says bottom this time!!
*Will cracks up*
Ms. Blackburn: Enough, Erin.
Erin G: Who said enough, Erin?!
Ms. Blackburn: I did.
Erin: Is that my conscience??
Erin: Move, FISH! Get out the way!
Will: Me and Alex wrote a limerick!
Who sat on top of a hill
He sat on an apple
And made some snapple
And then changed his name to Will!"
Andrew: And she was sleeping with her sister at the same time Diego was!
Agi: No, she wasn't!
Andrew: Yes she was!
Agi: What, were you there, were you watching?!
*Amy starts cracking up*
*Hannah walks over to Jenny's(?) locker*
Hannah: Amy! Come here!
Amy: What? *goes and looks* AHHH! *is looking at a pic of Jack Sparrow*
Hannah S: She's like obsessed.
Hannah: Oh no, no! AMY is obsessed!
Amy: You know nothing of obsessed!
-Later, walking into SS room-
Amy: Hehe, that what the coolest because I saw a picture of Jack Sparrow in someone's locker!
*a few seconds later*
Vincent: Oh yeah Amy, you passed obsessed right after seeing Pirates of the Caribbean!
Amy: Haha, yeah, I was obsessed before I saw it, and I hadn't seen any of his movies yet!
Vincent: Now there's no guy she talks about more then him!
Miss T: Well, its okay Amy, because you have good taste!
Amy: Hehe, I know!
Erin G: *walks in* But why is the rum gone?! *Amy laughs* That's my favorite line in the whole movie!!
*Now people start piling in, saying "But why is the rum gone?!"*