Quotes #10 from Outer Space!! *UPDATED 3/24 @ 7:47pm*
2004-03-05 2:46 p.m.

Chungyen: I'm always gonna miss the odd number episode! Screw Buffy!
Jon: Exactly!
Amanda: Lots of people have!

Amy: Why does life hate me?! Why does time hate me?! Why does everything hate me?! And why am I staring at those dolphins while I'm saying this?!
Erin W.: I'm sorry, I cannot answer those questions for you, Amy.

Amy: You're weird.
Luke: Am not.
Amy: Are too.
Luke: Am not.
Amy: Am too!
Luke: R2D2!
Amy and Luke: OOOOHHHHH!

Vincent: Who gets the castle afterwards?!
Miss G: Me.
Vincent: Oh.. you should like hang it up.
Amy: Yeah, for like memories of us tracing it! "Oh I remember that class! I'm glad they graduated!"
Miss G: Hey, AMY said that! Not me! If she puts that on her internet site with my name and not hers, you can sue her!!!!!

*Mr. O walks into the room*
Brian: Oh my god! Something's coming! I can feel it in the air! The tempest storm!
Mr. O: BRIAN!

Chungyen: Your handwriting's all.. bubbly!
Amy: So?! Sometimes I like writing bubbly! Maybe I'm just a bubbly person! Maybe I like drinking bubbly!

Tati: That's probably all you can do.
Amy: What?
Tati: Determine fact and opinion.
Amy: Well, its all opinion!! Except for the facts.

Spanish Vid: And love will prevail.
Boys: Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

Hannah: Tell me in 5 words or less what Buffyverse is.
Amy: ...a collection of sites.. bitch!

Amy: I'm gonna drink all your beer and there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

Mrs. P: Whats the matter with you?
Luke: My pencil! It was right there and now its gone!
Mrs. P: Who ate Luke's pencil? Josh, did you eat Luke's pencil?

Mrs. P: If its an animal that gets preyed on -
Hannah: Pray!
*Erin G, Agi, Amanda and Hannah all pray*

Vincent: Hey wouldn't it be funny if there was like a mass war for claim on Mars, and like everyone killed each other?!
*Will cracks up*
Hannah: Oh yeah, REAL funny!

Hannah: Thursday is Pi Day!
Class: Huh?
Hannah: Pi Day! 3.14?!
Class: Ooohhhhh!
Amanda: That's Saturday!
Hannah: I don't care!
Amanda: No that's Sunday!!!
Hannah: I don't care!!!!!

Ms. Moffat: Wow, I'm teaching you all these ways to insult pepoe! Stupid, idiot, imbecile!
Amanda: *hits Amy* Amy, you stupid idiot imbecile!
Amy: *hits Amanda* Right back atcha.

Mr. O: Lemme check to see what problems I picked out.
Erin G: Lets hope he picked the ripest ones!!!

Erin W: Does this book on my head make me look fat?

Agi: Erin, do you need to go to a mental home or a nursery?
Erin G: *cracks up* I've never been asked that before!!!

Chungyen: Everyone be quiet!!
Amy: Never!
Erin G: Silencio, por favor!
Amy: But you didn't say Simon Says!!

Josh: Hey write this down! Wait what is it...

Erin G: HEY I'M GEORGE - I mean Richard Nixon.

*Big thud*
Will: Its like a monkey falling from the sky!
*Another big thud*
Chungyen: Its like a battering ram!
Will: They want in!
*And yet another big thud!*
Will: I bet its Tristan outside banging his head on the wall!
Chungyen: Losing brain matter!
Amy: Did he have any left?
Will: I doubt it.

Sean G: Why are the B-verbs so evil? They're the foundation of our language!
Miss G: Because they're lazy and show no action!!!!
Amy: They're obese!
Will: *laughs* Morbidly obese!

Hannah: Its Buffy!
Amy: Posing as Sarah Michelle Gellar!

*After Spanish Skit*
Brian: You don't know why you needed a blood transfusion?
Drew: Was she bitten by Buffy?
Amanda: Bitten by Spike!!

Math Video: You know what the weight of the skier is..
Amy: You do?

Will: What's on her chin?
Alex: Suntan lotion!
Will: I know...

6th Grader: I wonder if I know those people.
Will: Of course you do! Don't worry!
6th Grader: I hope they like me...
Will: Oh no worries mate, Johnny Depp has nothing on you!

*Big thing of fish on math video*
Will: HOLY MONKEYS! I WANT ONE!

Agi: Shut up, Patriots!
Will: Put some pigs in the... microwave!

Miss G: You're probably thinking, "Oh Miss Geerdes, I don't want to read and write funny stuff. Let's get to Beowulf."
*Class groans in fear*

Miss G: What does satire mean? Alex?
Alex: To mock someone indirectly.
Miss G: Good! Anyone else want to answer before you see mine? Will?
Will: DIRECTLY mocking!
Miss G: *laughs* Yeah! Just flat out mocking them!

Will: They're not your in laws... yet!
Miss G: Will, did I just hear you talk out again?
Will: No..

Vincent: The interior designer on 'Queer Eye' is gay.

Sameera: Jefferson was for strong state government.
Luke: Strong state and local. You said strong straight - I mean state -
Amy: *cracks up* Strong straight government!
Luke: Shut up Amy!

Will: Did she just say lingerie?!
Amy: *cracks up* She said pleasure read...

Mrs. Dennison: You know how sometimes when you crack open a nutshell and there's two in there? Well you all need to be those! Fit together!
Billy: They don't fit together! They're like BUSTIN' OUT!
Amy: Coming out of the closet!
*Amy and Hannah crack up*

*On the bus ride back from state*
Erin G: I want to name my kid Dead Sexy...
Amy: Hey Erin! DEAD SEXY GRUPE!
*everyone cracks up*

Amy: Hey Erin, I was thinking about how Dead Sexy Grupe would be a cool band name!
Erin G: YEAH!
Amanda: THE DEAD SEXY GROUPIES!