2004-04-03 11:55 a.m.
YAY! Page 11! PARTAY!
Miss T: Kerry Dean. Ha, sounds like a barbie. *southern accent* Hi, I'm Kerry Dean. The lights are on but no ones home!
*Amy and Amanda crack up, and everyone looks at them weirdly*
Hannah: Amy, I have two very important things to tell you. First, I think Vincent just said he feels very humpy today.
*Pinecone falls from the sky and hits Amy*
Amy: OWWW! OWW! A PINECONE JUST HIT MY FINGER! OWWWW! OWWWWWW!
Amy: Victor!! Why do you want my hair?!
Victor: Because I want to see if you're related to Chungyen!
Amy: OH. You found me out! I'm secretly asian!
Miss G: Ideas for.. what should we call this?
Luke: 7th graders.
Tristan: Newbies!
Amy: No, no, they're n00bs!!
*Will and Agi give Amy a weird look*
Miss G: Well its over at 3:50 today.
Tati: What's over at 3:50?
Amy: ...School...
*On Champs card, it says "Free admission M-F 1-4 pm*
Amy: Do you think that stands for Monday through Friday, or Male Female?
Maggie: *laughs* Probably Monday through Friday!
Tati: Oh yes Amy, Male through Female.
Amy: And everything in between!
*Maggie, Tati and Amy crack up*
*Watching POTC, at point right after Will had wrapped Elizabeth's hand from the cut*
Amanda: You know, this is REALLY forward!!!
Amy: Well they've known each other for 8 years! Its about time!!
Everyone: AMY!!!
Amanda: That is inappropriate!!
Amy: What?! Okay, okay, I'm kidding, I'm kidding!!!!!
Leigh: You know what? I don't think plywood is art.
Amy: Balsa wood on the other hand!
Vincent: Mrs. Koehler! Mrs. Koehler! Look at my new insane watch!
Mrs. Koehler: Wow... That watch is for people with REALLY fragmented brains...
Amy: Hey, wanna hear a joke? What do you say to a skunk in the courtroom? Odor in the court!
*Amy and Sameera laugh*
Mr. O: Its not no odor, its low odor!
*Amy and Sameera crack up even more*
Miss T: Amy...
Amy: What?! *looks around* WHAT?! *paranoid*
Miss T: ...Nice bracelets.
Amy: *relief* OH! Thank you!
Alex: How many stuffed animals did you have to kill for those?!
*Miss T says something about ointment*
Amy: Ointment! Sounds like oinkment! OINK! Reminds me of pigs!
*Erin G playing with pink tissue paper or something*
Amy: PINK! Reminds me of pigs! Who go OINK!
Miss T: Amy, I wouldn't be talking with those furry friends of yours.
Amy: What?!
Will: HEY! If you throw those on the ground hard, they roll up and roll away! ITS SO COOL!
*Amy tries and is amused*
Amy: HAHA I LOVE IT!
*Miss T looks are her weirdly*
Mrs. Dennison: Do you like being on level one?!
Ms. Stanton: Soon he's gonna be on level negative 10!
Chungyen: Level one means you broke the law..
*Amy gives Chungyen a weird look and they both laugh*
*Amy makes a weird sound*
Sameera: What was that??
Amy: I dunno... a frustration gurgle!
Some Kid on News: Test tip one: Read the question before looking at the answers.
*Chungyen groans (in fear, perhaps?!)*
Mr. O: Chungyen...
Sameera: *Points at Leigh* Child here. Crazy.
Leigh: That's what I just said about her!
Miss G: So whats mood? Erin?
Erin G: Its the, the feeling in the story, the... the aura!
Mr. O: Its the radical, dude.
Mrs. P: Scatter like the mice you are!
Erin G: There's a mouse in our house!
Mrs. P: I can hear Cartman saying that. Electronegativitay!
*Amanda is carrying a chair on her head*
Amy: Nice hat!
Amanda: Thanks! Its actually yours!
Amy: Oh, thank you! Why are you weating my hat?
Amanda: *laughs* This isn't a very large agency, so you'll be forced to wear many hats!
Brian: That sounds like some sort of dietary supplement! Absolute value bar!
Mr. O: Does everyone know when to use absolute value bars!
Brian: What flavor are they?!
Mr. O: Strawberry.
Amy: Wow! I knew you were gonna say that!
Ms. Foley: Joseph! Ricardo! Grow up!
Ricardo: I can't!
Ms. Osbourne: Whats that new Britney Spears song, where she's like cutting herself and dying?
Some Guy: Oops I did it again?
Miss G: And he sits down, and there's a dead body next to him.
Tristan: Oh my god!
Miss G: Erin Gru - Webb! Erin Gruebb!
Alex: The Amymeister is in the house!
Amy: ...What?!
Alex: That was just... random...
Hannah: Who's Ted Turner?
Miss G: He owns the Braves and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Tristan: The Braves are awesome!
Miss G: Only because Ted Turner sold his soul to the devil!
Amy: Miss Geerdes sometimes gets me and Hannah mixed up!
Hannah: Yeah, I know!
Amy: I don't get it! I mean, I'm blond and she's.. not blonde!
Hannah: *cracks up* You hear that?! I'm not blonde!
Amy: And my name starts with an A!
Amanda: You can tell by the earrings.
Amy: YUP!
Hannah: Its funny in my little world!
Amy: In Hannah world! Mice run freely!
*Amy and Hannah crack up*
Hannah: THEY DO!!!
Sameera: Why?! WHY?! *holds up a pistachio*
Leigh: Have you ever had that momentary lapse?! ...WAIT!
*Leigh and Amy crack up*
Leigh: Only three 'Friends' left.
Amy: Us three!
Leigh: One time, I had a bird in my head.
Sean G: Is this in section 11-7?
Mr. O: Yup!
Brian: Its like 7-11!
Amy: Its like 7-11 only backwards!
Hannah: Wow Amy!
Brian: Where they serve slushies upside down! Ahh!
Hannah: If you kiss your elbow, you change genders!
Miss G: What do you know, Will's a boy now!
Miss G: I'm very inspired by the Zack Files.
Hannah: Erin! You're 207% dead!
Amanda: They're sucking on him!
Erin G: Beat him up! Beat him up! Beat him up! Beat him up!
Amanda: Its a she..
Erin G: Beat her up! Beat her up! Beat her up! Beat her up!
Amy: I think they're trying to fatten us up!
Amanda: Yes, they're going to eat us and cook us!
Amy: But not in that order.
Erin G: Lava lava lava!
Amy: Did you just say lover lover lover?!
Erin G: No! I said lava lava lava!
Janelle: Did you say lover?!