2004-08-28 2:01 p.m.
Well, a whole new year, a whole new school, and.. well... a lot of the old people XD And now, a new page of quotes!!
Josh: Amy, your sister came up to me the other day and started complaining that flutes are harder to carry.
Amy: Oh yeah she does that a lot... This morning she was really excited to find out that she can fit two flutes in her flute case.
Katie: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I can call my mom.
Josh: You're gonna "call your mom?"
*Katies gives Josh a weird look and walks away*
Alex: It's like Katie Bond! She like flushes a dime down the toilet and then lifts up the seat and starts talking into it.
*Josh messes up Katie's hair*
Josh: Why didn't you get mad??
Katie: My hair's down.
Josh: Well, Agi got mad...
Amy: oh! Josh! You should like try to touch my sister's hair! She might smack you, but her reaction is really funny.
Josh: Oh, yeah, she might smack me?!
*Talking about Bobby's (or rather, Bob's) hair*
Hannah: Bobby, you look like a girl!!
Amy: Hannah, are you going to say that every morning??
Brent: You should comb it in front of your face. Then you'd look like the girl from "The Ring."
Hannah: Yeah, only a guy.
Alex: Fish killer!
Jackson: No, Alex, he's a fish stunner! Jeez!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, fish stunner. Its what turns him on! Wait, no, that's the tree guy..
Mr. Bow: Danny Freeze*?
Amy: God, I keep thinking he's saying antifreeze.
*few minutes later*
Mr. Bow: Danny Freeze*, are you here?
*Alex and Amy crack up*
(That's probably not the right name, Danny Freeze, but it always sounds like that's what he's saying)
*looking at the weekly words for out birthdays in our planners*
Amy: Expect?! That's so stupid!!!
Cynthia: Hey, well, mine is fail!!!
Mrs. Hill: I have such a fondness of Russian and British history. It's just so gory and wonderful!
Hannah: On the Sims, I got a fake plant, and it DIED.
Alex: Shinnying is a lot more personal.
Alex: I wonder if antifreeze is here today!
Hannah: It's not all about you, Drew. It's never about you.
Alex: Who wants to go singin' in the rain?! Oh, I'm sorry, did that sound gay? Who wants to go rap in the rain?!
Drew: I do!
*Alex and Drew crack up*
Alex: *imitating Drew* Oh, were you joking??
Graham: You know those buses that hippies drive? I'm gonna buy one of those, and fill it with hippies.
Chungyen: I dont think there are that many hippies left anymore.
Graham: I guess I'll have to buy them online, then.
And since Hannah feels oh so guilty about her outburst in English one day, she typed up exactly how it happened and made me put it up! Thanks, Hannah!
Ms. Hill: George, will you come up here please?
Hannah: *really really loudly* George?!?! I didn't know we had a George in this class!!!
*really cute guy who's name was obviously George walks to the front of the room*
*only he goes by Austin so it was a completley honest mistake on Hannah's part and George/Austin completely forgave her*
Brent: What's a dawrf frog?
Alex: It's a frog with a beard.
Ed: You have his sock on your hand?
Drew: Yeah.
Class: Eeeewwwwww......
Alex: Hey Josh, are you gonna finish that Dr Pepper?
Josh: Uh... yeah.
Alex: Well. People are dying in Cambodia. Because you're drinking that Dr Pepper.
Mrs. Hill: And I'm going to be...
Someone: I don't think you told us.
Katie: 24!
Mrs. Hill: Listen to that! No, I'm going to be—
Alex: Triple-digits!
Mrs. Hill: —64! *glares at Alex*
Bobby: How do you spell Graham?
Mrs. Hill: Gray-ham.
*reading an article from Canada about metrics*
Alex: The first paragraph is like supposed to summarize the article, and it doesn't.
Jackson: Well maybe Canadians read the whle article.
Alex: It's really easy, but it's still really gay.
Amy: What did you say?
Alex: I said, it's really easy but it's still really gay.
Amy: Okay. I thought you said it was flaming gay.
*Alex and Amy crack up*
Alex: It's flaming gay! I'm gonna hafta say that now.
Alex: This is so ridiculous.
Amy: *still cracking up* This is so flaming gay.
Alex: So flaming gay. I'm gonna use that someday in a movie.
Alex: Oh no! Tomorrow's mixed review is evaluating! *starts laughing* That's so flaming gay!
Alex: It's nine-three?
Amy: Yup, it's September 3rd.
Alex: You know what I'm gonna do—
Amy: Oh no, it's Friday the 3rd!
*Alex makes a scared-face*
Alex: *starts laughing* That's so flaming gay.
*Federalist and Anti-Federalist debates in Civics*
Amy: What animal do you feel would best represent your defense, and why?
*laughing ensues*
Agi: Wow. Um, okay. Uh... *around 10 to 15 seconds later* Could you repeat the question?
Amy: Sure. What animal do you feel would best represent your defense and why?
Agi: Wow. That is a hard question.
*after Civics and debate*
Brian: We were a turtle!
Amy: Well hey, slow and steady wins the race.
*talking about favorite shows and Comedy Central*
Alex: South Park is a satire that uses 'fuck' as a comma.