Reasons Why Brian Should Go To Henry Clay
2004-01-30 10:42 a.m.

Reasons Why Brian Should Go To Henry Clay
By Chungyen
(and some comments by Amy!)

1. You'll be with people you already know!
2. Easier work
3. DUNBAR IS EVIL!
4. You are short
5. D&D with people who are already your friendses
6. The Dunbar people will think you’re crazy as Gollum and Gandalf’s child (Dance, Monkey, Dance!)
7. Dunbar is overcrowded
8. You can keep mutating
9. Mutate some more
10. In Dunbar, no one will take down your quotes (HAHA! YEAH! lol *Proud Aimerz*)
11. You will annoy your mom
12. There are grunties at Henry Clay, and they never grow up!
13. If you go to Henry Clay, you are guaranteed to be with people you know who like you
14. You’ll still get good college credentials
15. You’ll have friends who can actually see through your British accent (or hear through)
16. Merp.
17. Rarely any of Amy’s quotes are from AIM (So true, so true.. *tear*)
18. We can mooch off your math skills! wooo! (YEAH!)
19. My hand hurts! I got carpal tunnel from writing this list!
20. People will never touch this list again after you rubbed it against your face.
21. We can mooch your D&D books!
22. DUNBAR is EVIL!
23. Did I mention? Dunbar is EVIL!
24. Dunbar gets tons of homework
25. No one will say “Dance, Monkey, Dance!” (And then when you try to dance, they’ll hang you from the ceiling, then you dance and kick people and you get a bad reputation. lol SLIPPERY SLOPE!)
26. You won’t be at Dunbar.

Got any more reasons? E-mail or IM them to AMY! w00t lol