2004-05-27 1:20 p.m.
This has been a favorite subject of serious scientists for many decades.
1. You eat the whole thing at once… You are fun, reckless, and carefree. Consequently, you cannot be trusted.
2. One bite at a time… You’re in the majority – that’s how most people eat them. Which means you are ordinary and boring.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards… You follow the rules. You’re tidy and orderly. You pay great attention to details. No one likes you.
4. Dunked in milk… Everyone likes you because you are always upbeat. You can turn a rainy day into fun and always look for the good things in people. You are in complete denial about life.
5. Twisted apart, the creme inside, then the cookie… You have a highly curious nature and enjoy taking thinks apart to find out exactly how they work. Unfortunately, you don’t have the slightest clue about putting them back together. Consequently, you are rarely invited over to other people’s homes.
6. Twisted apart, the creme inside, and toss the cookie… You know what you want and you go strait for it. This is also known as being greedy and self-centered.
7. Just the cookie, not the creme inside… Get help
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from The Book of Lists for Teens by Sandra and Harry Choron